jessicaツ Post Count: 88 |
Kate.Monster Post Count: 113 |
Anything on Fmylife.com :0)
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jessicaツ Post Count: 88 |
"Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She proceeded to ask, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML"
haha, I love that website. |
Jessica [Private] Post Count: 1751 |
That happens in American Wedding. =/
I wouldn't assume anyone who said that was serious ;D |
Belladonna Poison Post Count: 19 |
there's a video on youtube that's called "try not to laugh, the big test".. one part of the video is where a guy sniffs up ciane and a kitten.. it was FUNNY..
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Belladonna Poison Post Count: 19 |
here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyPerFrm1DY
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Aiure Post Count: 308 |
I held out til I saw Adam West. That man never fails to make me giggle.
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Poetic Justice Post Count: 229 |
I was going to say something I saw on TV, but then I read the posts and decided to check out fmylife.com lol.... Thank you, Kate.Monster!
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allottavAdina Post Count: 15 |
The movie Zach and Miri Make a Porno.
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jessicaツ Post Count: 88 |
That movie was hilarious. Seth Rogan is pretty awesome.
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canceroustears Post Count: 210 |
When I was talking to an 85 year old customer at the restaurant; and he characterized a man he knew back in the 1950's as a 'Bastardly man. Just a plain bastard of a man.'
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Aiure Post Count: 308 |
LOL with a healthy dose of WTF.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg |
Azkabound Post Count: 162 |
The fact that my friend's iTunes library had "Good Morning, Starshine" in it. Damn. :D!!
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Oprah Noodlemantra Post Count: 300 |
Two ugly ass people fucking in the women's bathroom stall at the bar tonight. The bouncers caught 'em just as I was walking into the bathroom, and the guy looked like a fucking ChiMo, and the woman was at least sixty. In the only hip-hop-esque bar in town. Funny ass shit.
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.Blue Bella. Post Count: 743 |
A rather obese lady taking a seat on the train... and also the seat of the poor skinny lady in the next sit who she subsequently SAT on!
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Estella Post Count: 1779 |
GOSH, YO! LIKE, THAT SORT OF THING IS SO NOT FUNNY WHEN YOU HAPPEN TO BE THE POOR SKINNY LADY! ;D IT'S EVEN WORSE ON THE BUS, YO! LIKE THERE ARE NO ARM RESTS TO SEPARATE SEATS! AND THERE ARE SOME FATTIES WHO PURPOSELY LOOK FOR SKINNY PEOPLE TO SIT NEXT TO, SO THAT THEY GET MORE ROOM. LIKE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO TAKE HALF YOUR SEAT. I'VE TAKEN TO ADJUSTING MY COAT IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A FATTY TOO! AND I ALWAYS PUT MY RUCKSACK ON THE SEAT NEXT TO ME, AND I ONLY REMOVE IT WHEN SKINNY, NON-SMELLY PEOPLE COME ONTO THE BUS!
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.Blue Bella. Post Count: 743 |
Our train seats don't have arm rests in the middle! so much like your bus!!!
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& skull. Post Count: 1701 |
from fuck my life:
"today, i was masturbating into a sock when i felt something on my cock. i quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. i just inadvertently fucked a spider." that is damn funny ;D |
ganjagirl Post Count: 37 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjELN1EFnYM
Jon LaJoie - Pop Song |
Lauren. Post Count: 885 |
"Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML"
I love you for posting this website! |
Kate.Monster Post Count: 113 |
hahaha I'm so glad I added amusement to so many people's lives ;-D
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Fiat Post Count: 288 |
Anything on:
failblog.org unnecessaryquotes.com (because I'm a huge nerd) |
•º. Spoon .º• Post Count: 128 |
When i had a customer call me on friday who is 17 years old trying to get a loan (need to be 18) i told him he was not old enough. He called me back this morning saying he didnt know how old he was and that he was unsure why he couldnt loan ... 15 minutes later his MOTHER calls me and asks why her son cannot loan. I told her its because he is only 17. The kid was so determined to get the LOAN.. he had to LIE and say he was really 18 DOB? 12/15/1991.... LOL
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