**TIME FOR SOME BATHROOM HUMOUR!**

I completely misread the thread title "What do you do while Blooping?" and figured I'd make a thread about what I *thought* that thread was about =P

SO! We've had bloopers take pics of poo.. (please don't =P ) but I don't know that we've talked about what you DO while you POO!

Me? As long as no one knows.. I read magazines. That's what they're for, right?! That way you can look at a tabloid and be like "you've GOT to be S***ing me!" and it will be a pun ;)

feel free to add your own little "activities" hehe

Lol I guess text or play games on the phone but most of the time nothing rarely if I'm in a convo wit someone on the cpu ill take my laptop

Lol I guess text or play games on the phone but most of the time nothing rarely if I'm in a convo wit someone on the cpu ill take my laptop

Read! Sometimes play the DS ;D

I take the laptop with me and find something to do

I read books, shampoo bottles, toothpaste, anything in reach haha. I sometimes study in there coz it's the only way I can force myself to actually sit still and hold the book XD

haha! Oh my thread inspired a new thread! I'm so excited! I read while I poop. Although my poops don't last long as I have an issue with pooping.

I just... poop :P
I hate being in the toilet due to a fear of small spaces so i like to get it over with as quickly as possible

There was a thread like this a while ago.

Looks like there's another one! xD

I tend to enjoy reading the shampoo label

books n magazines for me

I play DS now, used to take my Iphone and Bloop.

I read about half a page from the Monumental Bathroom Reader, since I'm rarely in there long enough to read more. I find that reading random facts much more interesting than staring at the wall and pondering my bowel movement.

Try to do it as quickly as possible... such a waste of time, especially in the morning when I have a bus to catch!

I aim to be in and out as quick as I can... spesh when I'm the only one home with the baby and she is awake! However when the other half is home and I can 'take my time'... we have a sudoku book, wordfinder and a "Where's Bin Laden" book in there lol.

My bathroom at home has wheat ears as decoration in the wall paper. I play "connect the wheat" and make shapes out of them. Though all I really found was a Christmas tree. My first year in the dorms we would write funny things on the wall; things we said, heard, etc. I would just read those and remember what happened when all of those things were said. Here, I just get in and get out, haha.

I bloop while I poop

I SIT ON THE TOILET, OUT COMES THE POOP, I STAND UP, WIPE MY BOTTY, FLUSH THE CHAIN AND WASH MY HANDS.

IF THE POOP IS STAYING INSIDE AND HURTING MY TUM, I CROUCH ON THE LOO SEAT AND MASSAGE MY TUMMY AND BACK, AND THEN OUT IT COMES.

GOSH, HOW LONG DO PEOPLE TAKE TO POOP? IF IT'S NOT READY TO COME AND IT'S NOT HURTING YOUR TUM, WHY SIT ON THE TOILET?

You wipe your botty stood up?

TOTALLY, YO!

Weird, I do mine sat down!

mine are never long enough for me to do aything :( i feel left out

I read or text. My crush and sister have been on many of the end of poop texts.

I can't poop!!! I'm constipated!!! :P