Woo, I love bad taste jokes. So let's have a thread filled with them! I'll start off with a couple:


Q: How do you make a dead baby float?


A: 2 cups root beer, 1 scoop dead baby.




Q: What do anal sex and spinach have in common?


A: If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.

The last one; SO wrong, but I love it.

I wouldn't really say this one is a "bad taste" joke but it's funny.

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says �Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you��

Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.

The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.

Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says �Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!�

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says �Surprise, its me the Hippie!�

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says �Surprise, its me the bus driver!�

hahahahah ;D ohh dear

Oh, come on people, nobody has any bad taste jokes they want to share?

I love the dead baby jokes.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a little clown costume

Q: What's red, bubbly, and scratches the window before exploding?
A: A baby in a microwave

Q: How many Jews can fit into a Volkswagen?


A: Sixteen. Two in the front, two in the back, and twelve in the ashtray.

(Compliments of my friend Boaz, a Jew!)

Q: Why don't Jews eat pussy?


A: Too close to the gas chamber.

lmao same could be said for women too with the men!!!

Whats red and spins around really quickly?

Baby in a blender.

Q: How do you fit two babies into a bucket?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Tostitos.

Q: What's worse than being jewish?

A: What?

Q: Being black and Jewish.

A: Why?

Q: cuz then you have to sit in the back of the oven. x]

LOL oh dear me, I'm going to hell.

Oh, you and me BOTH! xD

That's kind of like a joke I heard from a friend of mine (who is indeed black!)

Person 1: Did you know Oprah Winfrey and Rosa Parks had the same nickname in high school?
Person 2: Really?! What was it?
Person 1: N***er.

LMAO. i loved this one. x]

oh shit lmao

omg i just pissed myself. I too am going to hell for laughing at this.

lmao, you and me both (:

lmao, you and me both (:

What's the difference between a Jew and a boyscout?

Boyscouts come back from camp.

OMG, i literally laughed out loud. thats totally awesome.

Definitely told my mom the oven joke. She laughed. Then felt bad for it. ;D

Pedophile and a lil' boy are walking through a deep dark scary forest. Lil' boy says "This is a really scary forest!".
Pedophile looks at the lil' boy and says "YOU'RE scared!? I gotta walk out of here alone!"

That reminds me of this pick-up line:

"Hey baby, let's not turn this rape into a murder."