Witchery and divination

I consulted muh tarot cards re: quitting smoking. That feel when you ask the cards something and the result is so legit you get creeped the fuck out. I love/hate that shit. 

I do that by the way, and Bloop is a small enough community where I'll put it out there: if you want a quick tarot reading (5 cards or less) just hit me up in a message or comment (if the comment is private I won't post names or anything, anonymity is totally cool if that's what ya want) and I'll pull some cards for you. I've got a couple decks, and oracle/demon(basically warning) cards too, i even play with Rune stones and Sigils sometimes. So, if you want a card pulled, or a spread, or a sigil created for your own use, or whatever witchcraft you need really, just hit me up. I don't bite usually. 

Additionally, if you want more information regarding tarot cards, oracle cards, rune stones, sigils, etc, please feel free to ask. If I don't know the answer to your question I'll find it out and get back to you. Also, if you kinda want a reading, but you're not really sure what to ask, or how to ask it, or have questions about it before you ask, again, drop a comment below. This is free, and idc what anyone says, divination is legit. 

I first bought a tarot deck at Barnes and Noble for $10 thinking "I'll get at least $10 worth of laughs outta this..." And literally, not even kidding, my first reading freaked me out it was so accurate. And then I did some more, and some more, but the one that really drove it home that this stuff was legit was the one I did for my service manager at my job. Her mom was getting sick, and they were planning on moving her into a nursing home, and she wanted a look at the future. I pulled some cards for her, one of which was Death, and The Tower. Now these sound scary, and look scary, but aren't necessarily BAD cards, there's no such thing as bad cards. So I said I see abrupt and difficult change in the future but all for the best of reasons, and that things always even themselves out in the long run. WELP, TWO DAYS LATER HER MOM DIED. She never made it to the nursing home, which, in such a sad event it's hard to see the silver lining but, this did save them an insane amount of money, the cancer that was eating away at her mom was no longer causing her any pain, and she lead a happy and fulfilled life, and was surrounded by people who loved her when she left. Death is a sadly beautiful part of life, in the end, all things are for the best. In any case this spurred a mighty need for knowledge and that's what triggered my interest and later devotion to witchcraft. Believe it or not, you, yes you, practice witchcraft every single day, and you don't even know it. Ever notice how a sandwich you make yourself never tastes as good as one made by someone making it special for you? That's because love and care went into that particular sandwich, it was made just for you and that love just makes it taste better. 

And yes, I can still give you accurate readings over the Internet, you don't have to be sitting on the other side of a red velvet draped table in a candlelit room from me. 

So yeah. Since I'm not aware of anyone else grabbing this esteemed position yet, consider me your Bloop Witch. I'm not a Wiccan and have very little experience in that religion so I will say if you have questions regarding that I can personally refer you to Wotanslieb here on Bloop, he has an altar and regularly practices with dieties/the god/the goddess. He also just started using Rune stones so hit him up and help him practice!!