But dude, your mom is hot

12/20/2010

55. but dude, your mom is hot
05/07/2005

Seen: two guys are sitting in a country club at the bar, wearing Armani suits.

Joe looks at the waitress walking over and stares at her rack.

says to John, Your mom is so stupid she tried to climbed over 50 walls. when she climbed over the 47th wall, she got tired, and climbed back

but dude, your mom is hot

John greets the cute waitress and orders a whisky and rye

says to Joe: Your Mom is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side!

Joe orders the same, going with the flow.

Your mom is so stupid she waited at a "Stop" sign until it said "GO"

but dude, your mom is hot

John all so orders a glass of ice

your mom is so stupid, it takes her an hour to make minute rice.

Joe takes out a cigar and lights it.

Your dad said to your mom, "we're getting a color TV" and your mom asked, "what color is it?

but dude, your mom is hot."

John asks the bar tender to put on the game, then he gets ready.

Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study

Joe sees the waitress walk over with the breast that is so ample.

Your mom's so stupid she was at BJ's and stole a free sample

but dude, your mom is hot

John puffs on the cigar, thanks the waitress who wears a tag that says Joan.

Your Mom is so old her ex-boyfriend is Fred Flintstone

Joe starts to reminisce about the days of camp.

Your Mom's so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"

but dude, your mom is hot

John talks about Cindy, the counselor.. remember her?

Your Mom is so old her birthday fell off the calendar.

Joe grins, Cindy was such a tease and so bold

Your Mom is so fat she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes.

Joe: she was such a teeny pop

Your mom is so fat that when she wears high heels 2 hours later they are flip flops

but dude, your mom is hot

John and Joe finishes their whisky and Rye, gets up and says good by.

Your Mom's house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

They walk to the car and John says

Your Mom's so hairy when you were born, you got rug burn.

Joe looks at john and says ...

you should know, you came out second

and dude, our mom is hot