Conversations With My Housemate To Be

07/26/2009

Lentil says:
I HAVE HAD MY LAST EVER SHOWER HERE

Mike says:

*ejeculates over you*
GO SHOWER

Lentil says:
BUT... BUT...

Mike says:
Fine, sit covered in my semen.

Lentil says:
I'M GONNA GO HUG KATE

Mike says:
Covered in my sperm?

Lentil says:
YES

Mike says:
DON'T GET HER PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD YOU WHORE.
DON'T YOU DARE.

Lentil says:
HAHAHAHA TOO LATE

Mike says:
DON'T YOU DARE TIE MY LIFE TO HERS FOREVER.
GOD DAMNIT LENTIL.

Lentil says:
YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL WHERE YOU JIZZ

((Names changed to protect the guilty.))