So I realise I'm supposed to be studying for mid-years. Before you start writing a strongly-worded comment expounding upon the essence of preparation to succeed in exams, let me just ask you a question: How do I find the atomic emission spectrum for 1.9g of hydrogen using v = (3.29Hz)(1/2a - a/2b) for b > a?
I thought so.
In other words, I'm FINISHED. I'm tired of studying and it's 1 in the morning. I. AM. DONE.
So, I'm going to write a story. It's called "Shockserella", written by me.
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Shockserella, who lived in a far-away land called Birminghamdom in the magical kingdom of Britannia. Shockserella was a good student, and worked very hard to get her Magister in Princessing, like all the other girls in Britannia. But there was one part of Princessing that she hated terribly. It was taught by the evil Professor McCormick and was the dread of every Princess-to-be.... PHYSICS. Nothing, but nothing Shockserella did lessened the daily torture of Physics, but she resigned herself to it every day for the winter term... but then, term finals came, where every Princess trainee was to sit through 4 hours of exams every day for 3 days. Shockserella tried to study very hard for the Physics Exam.... she even asked her little woodland creature friends to quiz her on molar mass computations. But then, an evil witch came along and cast a spell on Shockserella that made her sleepy and apathetic. The evening before the exam, Shockserella's fairy godmother walked into the girl's chambre to find her fast asleep on top of an enormous pile of Physics textbooks and suggested that she maybe get some sleep now. When Shockserella walked into the examination room and saw the amount of problems on the test, she suffered heart failure and died.
The end.
Yayyyy.
Cheers
-Shocks |
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