Cant call the evening my own.
Minding my own business playing wow, not doing any harm to anybody, despite my mum cooking up some age old curry thats been living at the bottom of the freezer for months. I told her "ive had dinner you crazy woman!" but she drags it up, a lump of quorn in some thick old sauce. Its not even meant to be that colour!
She eats some re- re - heated ready meal she had yesterday. Im like . . . sick.
SO yeah Im playing wow and it keeps spazzing out for no apparent reason. I go upstairs to refresh the modem. And then my brother comes down on me like a ton of bricks
YOU STUPID FUCK WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR
WHY DONT YOU ASK ME BEFORE YOU DO THAT
(he was upstairs reading a book? Im sure u dont need the net for that??)
So I go oh Im sorry Mr Lord Of The Manor. Havent your servants done your bidding lately? Is that starting to piss you off slightly? I wonder when Im going out every morning at six, wearing suits and making something of my life he'll give me a little respect. Stupid fuck hasnt held down a job in his life.
ANd I go to turn this thing back on, and he's going
"flick the switch . . thats right . . . that wasnt too hard was it"
And I wanna punch his fucking teeth in!!!!
WHAT A FUCKING CUNT!!!!
And I come back here expecting to get back on wow and finish the dungeon I was halfway through, but it turns out his x box downloading and his ps3 online shit is taking up too much of the internet and I cant even use facebook. Great. Just great. What am I supposed to do now? Sit here and listen to him scream at the screen and get all worked up cos some 8 year old american kid stole his kill on cod?
What a wanker. Not surprised he hasnt got a girlfriend.
Ok heading out into the pitch dark and freezing cold to smoke myself to death and get away from the noise . . . .
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