So I was looking on cosmo for wise ideas of what to try tommoro night and came across this:
"Whisper in his ear a play-by-play of exactly what it is you plan to do to him tonight."
And i thought, fuck. I don't even know what I'd say
"erm . . . im gonna lie there like a dead dog for a bit, watch a movie and worry over how little I actually know about this love making thing, and get disgusted over how shy I really am. I hope you'll take over because when i'm in charge I havent got the guts or the brains to actually do anything decent. Please . . .sometime soon . . . oh crap I think I'm falling asleep. I'm really crap at this . . .snore . . ." |
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