Aside of the assorted wankers commonly found online, I found a rather fresher supply of them outside, in the job centre.
What a bunch of uneducated cunts.
I dont have much time to write this so Im going to have to keep it short.
Since I left uni (cos it was the most boring, most lonely time of my life, and also the biggest waste of money I think Ive ever come across) I didnt have my job anymore. SO I took my own advice and signed on job seekers. Thats a load of wank. You'd save yourself a hell of a lot of stress, and about half a rainforest by not bothering.
Forms! And numbers! And phone calls and letters and signatures and talks! And yet my bank account is still empty of the money they said they'd give me to help me find a job!
They said they'd help me find a job. Ive been coming in and out of that place for a month now and they still havent showed me how to use the job machines. They're always "busy" MAKE TIME YOU WANKERS. Or change your buggaring motivational sign to say
"You are NOT going to get a job. You never WILL. Give up."
I found what I found by myself. Sure it took a lot of time effort and money. Money that's blatenly not going to be reinbursed. If they even know what that word MEANS. Im not joking. The guy talking with me couldnt even type. It was painful to watch. I almost offered to type it for him.
And he tried to stare me down, the bastard. He had eyes just like my dads, so I stared right back into his nasty little face. It was like a game of blink, and he lost. There was three people standing round me cos I was so angry. Its not just that they havent given me money they said they would, or that they've fucked me around for weeks, or lied about helping me. Its that they say they're there to help people, and they put up all these cheery adverts, when really they've got as much motivation to help you as the people have to find work. AKA NONE
Honestly. You sit on your arse on your couch and watch tv all day, and spend your job seekers on stella, and they keep shelling out 100 quid for you.
Or, you spend your own money getting print outs and interviews and new shirts and bus fares. Then eventaullly get accepted on a course and what do they do? Tell you to fuck off?
????!!!!!!!!WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!???????? |