It seems bed time is over once again. The drunken louts have just got back from the clubs. The clock tells me its 2:40am. But who am I to decide what time I want to sleep? I think they deserve a strong bout of death metal sometime early and very antisocial.
Or I could tow the hoover out into the landing and just leave it on . . . and on . . . and on. I think they're the two noisiest things I own. Apart from my own voice.
I think I could go out there really early and pretend to talk on my phone . . . like pretend to have a lovers tiff or something equally noisy and involving lots of fake screaming and wailing ect.
In fact that sounds like a very good idea.
Then I play the death metal later, and leave the hoover out at the same time.
I could purposely leave some bread under the grill until the fire alarm goes off, but that happened by accident yesteday and only our flats alarm went off. Not the whole building.
I mean I go home tommoro (that sounds so good) so i can go out with a bang. I think I'll test my acting skills on the "phone" first. Im actually looking forward to this lol.
*I was up until 5:14 in the end. But ive just woken up and had my lovers tiff. Couldn't bear to pretend to row with jimmy so i created a imaginary man called jon. Ha ha. Death metals been going strong for about 15 now, but unfortunately i think most of them were up before me. Darn! Oh well theres always 2 in the morning. |
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who would have thought it lol