been out to the crap club. Id had some vodka and a can of strongbow before we left the flat, and the club was playing amazing rave music akin to nightcore wen i arrived. then went downhill until we were scraping the bottom of the barell with the killers and such.
Had lost my fiver earlier, so couldnt even afford to drink, but managed to get in the mood for a little pole dancing, then some cunt with a couple of hula hoops stole the stage for like 10 minutes and we were all herded down into the dance floor while she flaunted about. That pissed me off.
Then as soon as she goes, we get back to the pole and some fat ho's have taken over. I tried to egde my way in, and i was almost there when some people i was dancing with earlier muscled in. I thought they look tough lets see them clear out the ho's, but they didnt. And I got even more pissed off. Then some kind of argument started, and i didnt even care whos argument it was anymore. it was between the fat ho's and some girl id been talking to earlier. And i just went in there and she pushed me so i started throwing punches. I had em at least twice in the face. It was great! It was just like my dream except this time my hits were lightning fast and i felt em connect with their ignorant faces.
Such a rush
Much better than drinking.
Then I realized there were 3 of them and no one was backing me up, so I kept going, giving as good as i got. Then some damned boys came along and split us up, and by the time the security guard lumbered up to chuck us out id mingled in with the crowd like the invisible woman. I wanted to have another go, but alice wanted to go home.
and with no money and shit i was like yeah lets fuck off. and here i am with no one online it aint even 1 yet.
and then my 'mate' vicky seems to have either given me a wrong email address on purpose or enjoys pretending to be a middle aged woman from bolivia. what a cunt!? |
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