How many keys are on your keychain?
Six
If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?
my ex's disenbowlment
What do you regard as the most repulsive form of music?
Jazz
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?
The man I marry
What is the most dangerous occupation?
Cop
What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
wish I hadn't gotten outta bed
What do you consider the greatest threat to mankind?
Anyone with the last name of bush
If you could project yourself into the past, where would you go?
go back to when I met my ex and make me not
What are you thankful you are not doing right now?
homework
What is your favorite kind of candy?
peanut butter m & ms
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
I don't really like the beach
If you were invisible, where would you go?
push the girl my ex cheated on my with off a cliff
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?
Snoopy Phone
Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like:
a mental patient having a seizure
Who is one person you wish you would have never met?
any of the guys I ever dated
What is your favorite fruit?
Strawberries
What is your favorite kind of cookie?
Choc chip
If you were an evil dictator, where would you rule?
Someplace tropical
What do you need to get right now at the drug store?
sleeping pills
What song do you keep hearing over and over again?
bird is the word, who's seen family guy?
What was the happiest age of your life?
Kindgarden didn't suck too bad
What is your favorite piece of clothing that you own?
My aero hoodie
What two words describe your lifestyle?
lonely and hectic
Which ocean creature fascinates you most?
squid
On a scale of 1-10; how religious are you?
7, church holds no interest for me, but I believe in god
What historical figure would you most like to have a discussion with?
Lincoln
What color looks best on you?
Red
What is your favorite thing about being sick?
being in bed and no one can call you lazy
What’s new?
some asshole im-ed me who I used to talk to, but I told him to go away cause he wanted a booty call
Why are you here right now?
can't sleep
What commercial do you find most annoying?
bing commercials
What was your favorite meal growing up?
Pizza
If you had to spend the rest of your life in one place, where would it be?
Nashville
Fill in the blank; I am so much smarter than:
my best friend
What one person or thing reminds you of the 80s?
Madonna
What is college really good for?
learning your social security number
Where is the most beautiful place you have ever been?
Nashville
What body part aches you the most right now?
my heart
When is the angriest you have ever been?
about a week ago...
What do you waste your time doing?
internet and stuff
On a scale of 1-10; how much do you trust people?
3 the trust o meter has been broken for awhile
If you were forced to choose your own death, how would you die?
Die in my sleep with no pain
On a scale of 1-10; how photogenic are you?
8
What aspect of your personality could use a little work?
my paranoia,
What is your greatest addiction?
hot guys
What issue are you sick of hearing about?
Michael Jackson...ugh
If you were a professional wrestler, what would your ring name be?
Vengence
What language would you like to master?
Spanish
What is your favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant?
General Tzo's Chicken
Who would you least likely expect a phone call from?
Joe, may he rot in hell
What is the longest you have ever gone without a shower?
Four days during the flu
What is the saddest movie you have ever seen?
Old yeller
What time do you usually fall asleep?
2:00am
Where is the worst place to be stuck waiting?
Airport, with heavy luggage
What is the cutest animal on Earth?
Penguin
Name one celebrity that has no right being a celebrity:
Paris Hilton
What hobby have you always wanted to pick up?
Playing the guitar |