Mommy transferred all my Christmas toys into a new stocking! It is purple and has Naughty on one side and Nice on the other. Daddy told Mommy to put the Naughty side out, because apparently I am always Naughty, but that is so not true!
Take today for instance, I held still all three times Daddy checked me to make sure my worms were gone. Do you know uncomfortable it is to be hoist in the air and turned upside down ? Thank goodness Daddy's belly catches me, but how RUDE! Daddy did say it is official! I no longer have worms and can sleep in bed with them during the day! I took FULL advantage of that today, after a little accident with the window. You see I love climbing the windows during the day... It's cool out there, there are birds, squirrels, and everything! Unfortunately Daddy had left the outer window open, so I was at the very top and fell all the way down when it began to slide. Mommy who was trying to sleep, was not impressed with Daddy, or me.
Mommy is VERY grumpy when she is trying to sleep, but she eventually let me back between the covers. She made me lay on top of one but under the rest because Daddy says she is something called O.C.D. Which I can only assume means. Only, Cats, Devall Which is exactly what I did! I sank right into those covers and fell asleep! Had the house to my self when the humans woke up. They ran out in a hurry to visit Auntie Rose, which happens to be a nice woman. She gives me lots of pets when she is here, but she will have to visit me! She has seven too many cats! She has two dogs too, but I don't mind dogs so much.
Plus there were kiddos, and while I do well with kids, I even let the last one I live with cover me up and bring me toys I don't like little boys they arn't as much fun as girls! Going to hang out on top of Daddy's computer monitor mostly tonight, but Mama says if I am good she might add a can of turkey dinner to my Christmas stocking! I'll be good, but she'll probably do it anyway. I have both my humans wrapped around my paw.
Paws & Kisses, Meemers |
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