I just want to start by saying i love astro belts nearly as much as my fiancee. they are also nearly as sour as she can get!!! If you dont know what they are....then fuck off your too young to appreciate my blog.....unless you're a foreigner. Then i apologise and will explain. Astro belts are a fantastic 10 inch (or thereabouts) long, 1 inch width piece of heaven. it is strawberry liquorice covered in sour sugar. Beware eat too many and your tongue will hurt for hours....and you may get the shits, maybe that just me.
The other love of my life is my fab new compy called Angie, she is called this because my girlfriend calls it an "angular piece of shit" she does not know the meaning of the word beauty. It is amazingly quick and I dont even care if people call me a geek or that i smell of dog shit (i dont know why people say that)....or that people call me stiffy. Anyhoooooo this was just a thought that was trying to burst out of my brain unless i wrote it down. there are plenty more in there....some scary....some wonderful...but most are just f*****d up.  |
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welcome to bloop, fantastic mr. steve!
Welcome to Bloop, I like your name!
Um.... Ok. Welcome to bloop.
welcome
This entry is a total waste of my time.
Thanks for telling me to fuck off and the TMI.... 
hmm... the only thing that i've had remotely close to "astro belts" are colorful round liquorice covered in sour sugar... and those hurt your tounge too if you eat to many :\
you are truly fantastic. lol. 
Welcome!