January
1. Have you ever built a snow man? I am sure I have.
2. What color are your favorite socks? They are pink and black.
3. Are you the Oldest Sibling? No.
4. Have you ever marched in a parade? No.
5. What do you think of Ryan Seacrest? He kind of annoys me.
6. How did your finals go? --
7. How many sweaters do you own? Like one or two.
8. Do you know anybody named Jan? Yes
9. You're participating in a protest, what is it for? Animal Rights maybe.
10. You have a carbonated drink, what is it? Diet Pepsi.
February
1. There is a poking sensation in your hiney, what is it? Ew.
2. What is your resting heart rate? (count how many heartbeats occur in 10 seconds, then multiply by 6) I don't know, I am not doing it.
3. Who is your favorite president? Lincoln.
4. Have you ever cut down a tree? No.
5. What is your opinion on rodents? Ew
6. Which infomercial is your favorite? The ShamWoW one makes me laugh. That guy is intense.
7. Describe your favorite brown item:
8. Do you know what number this year's superbowl is? No idea.
9. Have you ever run a 5k? No.
10. 70% everything, all over the mall! Where do you head first? Ugh, idk.
March
1. What's your favorite type of pie? Cherry I suppose.
2. Do you know anyone with an Irish accent? No but if I did I am sure I would jump his bones.
3. You have found a pot of gold! Now what? I'd spend it.
4. Are you an environmental activist? Not really.
5. How many birthday candles can you blow out in one breath? No idea.
6. You're forced to weed a garden. What is your tool of choice? My hands.
7. How many of your friends are born in March? Just one.
8. Is being in band at school considered dorky? Our school band was really awesome, so no not really.
9. As a child, did you get sent to your room a lot? No.
10. Who is your favorite mythological god/goddess/figure? Don't have one.
April
1. What items do you need to pull off the best prank ever? n/a
2. Do you or your parents own the program Turbo Tax? Yes
3. What is your opinion on welfare? It's whatever.
4. Did you attend kindergarten? Yes
5. Do you know anyone who has received chemotheraphy? Yes
6. Estimate how many zippers are in your wardrobe (pants, jackets, etc.): One.
7. What is your favorite stage play? None.
8. I give you a plane and some jet fuel, where are we going? Italy maybe.
9. Have you ever planted a tree before? Yes
10. Do you know anyone named April? Yes
May
1. May I have the butter? Sure.
2. We go to a pond, what kind of fish are swimming in it? Gold fish.
3. What was the last nice thing you did for your mother? I don't know.
4. How many pennies are in your wallet/change purse at the moment? Three.
5. As a child, did you read the books from the Magic Tree House series? No.
6. Have you ever donated blood? No.
7. You need volunteer hours, what organization will you be helping? ASPCA
8. What's a word that rhymes with Volcano: idk.
9. Do you graduate/Did you graduate in May or June? I graduated in May.
10. What do you do on your three day weekends? I never get three day weekends. I am lucky if I get two days off in a row.
June
1. How did you do on the SAT? I never took it.
2. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Elmo.
3. We get in your car, what radio station are we tuned into? A country one.
4. Can you do any yo-yo tricks? No
5. What do you think of comics that are made into live action movies? It's whatever.
6. Do you know who Captain Kangaroo is? I know the name.
7. If a strange alien showed up at your door, would you let him use the telephone? FUCK NO. I am so afraid of aliens.
8. Of the ties that your father owns, how many of them were given to him by you for father's day? None.
9. What is your favorite vegetable? Potatos I guess.
10. Do you ever play Chrismas songs in June? I have.
July
1. What makes you feel patriotic? The fourth of july.
2. What is your favorite type of firework? I don't really know the names of them because I don't buy them
3. Do you remember when Princess Di died? I remember it happening but I don't know the date or anything.
4. What product do you wish you held the patent for? I don't know.
5. How many glasses of milk do you drink daily? Two maybe.
6. If you had the opportunity to, would you participate in a political revolution? Sure.
7. What's your favorite ride at Disneyland? Never been.
8. Did you ever want to become an Astronaut? No
9. How do you like your potatoes? In french fry form.
10. Does anybody pack your lunch for you? No
August
1. Do you know the words to the Star-Spangled Banner? Yes
2. We're going on a picnic, what's in the picnic basket? Sandwiches.
3. What is your opinion on clowns? They are one of my biggest fears.
4. If I offered you a waffle iron, would you take it? Sure
5. What was your last dream about? I can't remember to be honest.
6. Can you pitch a tent? I am sure I could figure it out.
7. Have you ever written bad poetry while feeling very emotional? Yes.
8. Do you own a coonskin cap? No
9. Would you rather have 5 one dollar bills or a 5 dollar bill? One 5 dollar bill.
10. What is your favorite type of apple? Yellow ones.
September
1. When do you normally begin school? Whenever the quarter starts.
2. Can you play Mary Had a Little Lamb on any instruments? No.
3. What do you like on your pizza? Pepperoni.
4. Do you celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day? No
5. Did you wear disposable or cloth diapers? Disposable I think.
6. What were you doing September 11, 2001? I was in school.
7. Did you have a favorite plush toy as a child? Not that I can remember.
8. What oceans have you dipped your toes into? Gulf of Mexico.
9. What airports have you been to? The one here in Omaha, that's all.
10. Do you have any relatives that came over on the Mayflower? I don't know.
October
1. Mmm, cookies are baking in the oven! What kind are they? Chocolate Chip.
2. Do you know any of the songs from the musical Annie? Yes
3. When are you most grouchy? When I am at work.
4. What were you for halloween last year? Nothing.
5. We're at McDonalds, what do you want? A cheeseburger.
6. What is the most creative thing you have seen done to a pumpkin? I don't know.
7. Do you know any of the Oscar Meyer songs? Yes
8. Do you participate in MUN? I don't know what that is.
9. Have you ever considered becoming a vegetarian? No.
10. Does your computer have the Google Earth programe? Yes
November
1. Where is the nearest light sourch? Above my head and to the left a little
2. What is your favorite type of sandwich? Club.
3. How many button down shirts do you own? None.
4. Have you ever had to memorize the Gettysburg Address? Yes
5. If you had the opportunity to use the phrase "take a hike" would you? Maybe lol.
6. Did you ever read Arthur the aardvark books? No.
7. Who is your favorite Disney character? Belle from Beauty and the beast.
8. How long until you are legal? I already am.
9. What languages do you know how to say "Hello" in? I don't know...ugh.
10. Do you know any war veterans? Yes
December
1. Do you like "Rhapsody in Blue"? dk.
2. How do you exercise your first amendment rights? blah......................................
3. Do you buy Advent Calendars? No
4. Does it bother you to leave crossword puzzles unfinished? Yes
5. When was the last time you had your temperature taken? Been a long time.
6. Do you celebrate Hanukkah? No
7. What do you want for Christmas this year? No idea.
8. Did you shop on Black Friday last year? No I had to work.
9. There are two muffins on a table. Who are they for? Whoever
10. How do you celebrate new years? Depends. |
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