First off, I'd like to remind you all that I am a guy, and therefore cannot be sexist against my own gender. Secondly the things I say aren't to make myself look better, I'm not into self worship. Thirdly!.. no wait that's all I got.
I would like to apologise to all women out there for the sake of my entire gender. Well actually no, scratch that not all of us, only the aaaaabsolutly pathetic bunch of prats who leave overly romanticised gay-ass comments on everything. Like guy who just randomly go on people's facebook/bebo/myspace (whatever who gives a crap) and leave girls random messages saying how hot they are.
Now it'd be totally cool if these guys were legitimate candidates for the girl's affections, e.g goodlooking, charming, rich, hung like a baboon... etc. but they never are, it's always these nerdy-ass losers who think they can impress girls by comparing their body parts to fruit. (e.g melons/peaches).
Eeeeeverytime I read one of those comments I just wanna find the guy and shake him until whatever bug that crawled into his brain and made him act so retarded falls out.
The worst of it is probubly on youtube though.
I love movies, movies are my thing. If I really enjoy a movie I tend to watch interviews with the cast on youtube if I'm bored and everytime I come across an actress who's even remotely attractive I can always expect the comments to just be:
'Best super high quality Porn videos for without cost at HDBABES4FREE dotINFO'
or
'man i wud destroy that chik look at those tits'
or
'if only i had a chance to meat her then shed see were ment to be i love her'
(all copied and pasted off random links i went onto.)
Aaaabsolutly patheitc, don't you agree? |