Until the real thing comes along.

Oh Subway Tuna, how delicious you are, but how horribly wrong you are for me to have. You, with your 530 calories, should probably be better noted somewhere, preferably right in front of my face, whenever i want to order you.

Wouldn't it be nice if a screen came up in front of your face whenever you went to order something that said: "Are you sure you want to order that?" Sort of like when a computer firewall asks you before proceeding to a website it's unsure about. I think this would be best. :D

Work calls. I might update this later.