The circle is now complete

1. No names here. Handles, nicknames, and the like are fine. But no real-world meatspace names. Ever. 
2. This is MY house. I'm setting it up so that I have a safe place to vent my spleen. This isn't likely to be particularly interesting to most, so I'll take no offense if you just keep on keepin' on.
3. IF you feel like you simply MUST comment on something, don't be stupid. Don't be a dick. Don't be surprised if I don't engage. Don't be surprised if I ban you in a fit of pique.

Any more rules come up, I'll post 'em up front. Have the day you deserve.