Do you do drugs?/ Do you want to?
No, I’m not much of a fan for mood altering substances. I’m naturally a little loopy and can make my own fun. I don’t see why I’d take something to further what I already have a pretty decent grasp on.
Do you believe in a god/gods?
I believe in a higher power. God. I’ve already said I dislike going to church services, but that’s mostly due to the people I associate with while at church that deter me from the whole experience. Which is funny as when I was younger I’d daydream about having someone I could go to church with…things change I guess.
Have you ever used an online dating service?
Seriously? No. I got an okcupid account because I like their quizzes though.  It isn’t my fault I’d get messages from doting individuals of the creepy variety.
Do you smoke?/Do you want to?
Fuck no. I can’t stand kissing people that smoke so why would I want that experience in my mouth? PLEASE.
Are you afraid of clowns or any other carnival creatures?
…how about you accompany the creepy carnival stuff with darkness I’d probably go from squirmy to terrified.
Do you like watching random stuff burn?
Have you ever watched Masochistic Tickle Me Elmo? If you haven’t, do so. Go on. Look that creepy shit up.
Are you a virgin?
Oh lord. A technical virgin. My mouth isn’t if that truly counts. I’d like to say I had the full experience before I say “Nope. Not a virgin” though. :|
If not, how many people have you laid? If yes, do you want to stay a virgin?
I don’t care. I’ve lasted this long without being poked, I can last a bit longer. So what if I get frustrated from time to time? It doesn’t make me launch myself at the nearest lad going “LAY ME LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT”. Gosh.
Do you consider yourself to hold a certain amount of intelligence?
Who doesn’t? For that reason this is sort of a stupid question. People are egocentric creatures and I’ll be damned if I don’t consider myself ‘people’.
Do you consider yourself to be any hotter than some of your friends?
Some but not nearly all. I have pretty bitches as friends. I’m sure I’m the ugly duckling of the group, but I’m amusing.
Have you ever had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Generally no, but I love Liz and she does indeed have boobs. And not manboobs.
What's the worst gift you've ever gotten for Christmas?
I know someone that got a stuffed goose for Christmas. It spurred a TRADITION with my group of friends. Passing down this horrible stuffed goose who we take to Denny’s and order a Coke for. I wonder if he’ll like the Splenda switch?!
Do you like to brag?
Depends.
Do you have a problem with gay people?
Not at all.
Have you answered truthfully to every question?
Yep.
If yes, do you intend to keep going with the honesty now?
Now that you mention it… 
Great! Lets say that's a yes and keep going!
... *odd look*
What did you dress up as last Halloween?
God that seems so long ago. I think I dressed in a toga. A mint GREEN toga…with no bra. It was a serious mistake and I quickly vacated the frat house that already had enough whorish girls present. I decided to remove meself from that pool real quick. Wait. That was sophomore year. Not junior. No wonder it seems so long ago. I don’t think I dressed up last Halloween. O_o
Do you have nice ass - your personal opinion?
…It’s a bit of a shelf. [/yay for having a truly fat ass]
Do you let your mom decide what you wear?
No.
What's your curfew/bedtime?
Oy. I don’t have a curfew. I tend to pass out between 12:00 and 2:00 AM though.
Please tell me you don't need a curfew:
WOULD IT SHOCK AND ROCK YOUR TINY WORLD IF I DID? OH OH!
Moron. <3
What's the craziest dream you've ever had?
I generally just have dreams about gay boys having lots of sex to be honest. Oh, they might argue and do so BEAUTIFULLY before one gets pinned down but you know… nothing too exciting.
Do you talk to your parents about your sex life?
That’d be a short discussion.
Do you... Like.. Do you have one at all?
With my hand. Like…totally. Like. Like oh my gosh. OH MAH GAWD WHAT A HANDSLUT I AM!
I hope so for you. I want good things for you:
This interpersonal style of quizzing is annoying me. Who are you to dictate that if I’m not getting fucked I’m obviously not having good things in my life? To further that, why is sex a determinant at all? Maybe some people are asexual. Maybe some people praise other more significant events, ie “good things” than getting off from time to time. And maybe, just maybe some people are in committed relationships that don’t need a little hormone leveling to make them feel successful. 
What brand is your favorite pair of shoes?
Funny you should ask. Whatever is cheap and comforting. There you go.
How do you want to die?
It’s between being in my sleep and bitching out survey writers who make irrelevant questions. At least this writer seems to be slightly more coherent. And I do appreciate you write out the full words.
Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
Married, job, kids. Comfort.
Do you like your privacy?
I’m a privacy freak. I get very twitchy and very very nervous when people use my laptop. It rarely happens. And when I’m out of the room and someone has to go piling through my stuff? Oh. My. God. I have to suppress the urge to rush in the room, slap their hands away, and rummage myself for what they’re looking for.
If you do. Why the hell are you taking this survey?
Because nobody I know in person knows of this diary, of course. It’s a different kind of privacy. As you said, I could be lying through my teeth.
According to you, what's your biggest flaw?
I was born procrastinating. Literally; I was 2 weeks late and mom had to have a C-section because I would not be induced to pop out myself! Guess what? That still hasn’t changed. I’m lazy.
Are you superficial?
Everyone has their moments but I try not to be. I’m fat for one so I know how it is to be looked down upon first glances. I usually get past that first shock though and so I think others should have that benefit of the doubt.
Have you ever had a celebrity crush? If yes, who?
Hm. Of course I have. JC Chasez was my first real crush celebrity-wise. I’ve thought plenty since then were cute, witty, lovely creatures but never with the fervor of my teenaged years.
Do you like to dance like no one's watching?
No. I enjoy dancing with a partner. Preferably with ballroom.
Do you consider yourself to be computer geek?
Nah.
Do you watch soap-operas?
Dear God, no. I’m sorry that I don’t dig dramas of that variety too much.
Just a boring question; What's the time?
12:35 PM.
Really? I'm seriously sleepy.
Are you continuously tired? That’d explain things since these things are taken at whatever random time by the taker. So if you’re tired upon just getting up, go to bed again. It’s summer here.
So.. Ever been naked infront of your secret crush?
How OLD am I? Jesus. “SECRET CRUSH” belongs in some tween blog or the tabloids. I’m neither.
But to answer that, my “crush” isn’t so secret.
Do you have many friends?
Eh, sure?
Do you like superman?
Superman is a dick. Want proof? Go to superdickery.com!
Should weed be legalized?
Medicinal. And taxable.
What kind of parties do you usually go to?
At school I go to the Sigma Chi parties which involve drinking, laughing, and having a laid back time in general. The boys can really throw a party. It doesn’t feel like you’re two seconds from being raped unlike the rest of the stereotypical frat parties.
Do you have your license?
Yes.
What are your thoughts on your country?
I’m more worried about humans in GENERAL. I dislike all this ho-hum AMERICA IS GOING TO SPIRAL DOWNWARD IN TO A FIERY CHASM. That’s bullshit. Everyone isn’t fairing all that well. But let’s point the blame at someone that likes to stick their neck out for the guillotine, right? That’s easy.
Tell me about someone you definitely do not like?
He …is just in the right place to make me twitch. Nervously.
Seriously?
OH EM GEE GURLFRIEND! UH DUH. WUD I LY 2 U?
Ew. That was painful to type.
Do you have a fetish? If yes, what is it?
I have turn ons rather than fetishes. Intelligence. And persons that are also appearing to be as intelligent as they are—a nice suit and glasses (especially glasses) sort of make me drool. And I enjoy backs…the whole back if you get my drift.
Geeze dude, I think you need help with that.
*snort* So I should be attracted to fucktards sweetie?
Do you like to go for walks?
I’m lazy but walks are nice. In the evenings when it isn’t hot outside. I can’t gasp why people would want to jog in the midday sun. Mom and I used to go to the park on walks and joggers would pass us and we’d both go “where’s the fun in that?!”
What do you miss about your ex?
He was a good kisser and a friend I could laugh with. Not so much anymore, though right?
Do you spread rumours easily?
Not to people I know that would actually have an effect on their reputations. That isn’t even RUMOR. That’s more gossip.
What's the worst rumour you've ever started?
Haven’t.
If you could do anything right now, what would it be?
Steal a certain someone away. Since they want to be away until late October.
Do you polish your nails?
Generally speaking no. I do have one of those buffer/polish squares though.
Are you secretly a fan of Britney Spears?
Not so much her new stuff though I can cope and listen. In private. Guess that means it’s secret huh?
One word to describe your current life?
Dull.
Would you ever kill someone?
Severely maim.
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