Do you do drugs?/ Do you want to?
No, I’m not much of a fan for mood altering substances. I’m naturally a little loopy and can make my own fun. I don’t see why I’d take something to further what I already have a pretty decent grasp on.
Do you believe in a god/gods?
I believe in a higher power. God. I’ve already said I dislike going to church services, but that’s mostly due to the people I associate with while at church that deter me from the whole experience. Which is funny as when I was younger I’d daydream about having someone I could go to church with…things change I guess.
Have you ever used an online dating service?
Seriously? No. I got an okcupid account because I like their quizzes though. It isn’t my fault I’d get messages from doting individuals of the creepy variety.
Do you smoke?/Do you want to?
Fuck no. I can’t stand kissing people that smoke so why would I want that experience in my mouth? PLEASE.
Are you afraid of clowns or any other carnival creatures?
…how about you accompany the creepy carnival stuff with darkness I’d probably go from squirmy to terrified.
Do you like watching random stuff burn?
Have you ever watched Masochistic Tickle Me Elmo? If you haven’t, do so. Go on. Look that creepy shit up.
Are you a virgin?
Oh lord. A technical virgin. My mouth isn’t if that truly counts. I’d like to say I had the full experience before I say “Nope. Not a virgin” though. :|
If not, how many people have you laid? If yes, do you want to stay a virgin?
I don’t care. I’ve lasted this long without being poked, I can last a bit longer. So what if I get frustrated from time to time? It doesn’t make me launch myself at the nearest lad going “LAY ME LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT”. Gosh.
Do you consider yourself to hold a certain amount of intelligence?
Who doesn’t? For that reason this is sort of a stupid question. People are egocentric creatures and I’ll be damned if I don’t consider myself ‘people’.
Do you consider yourself to be any hotter than some of your friends?
Some but not nearly all. I have pretty bitches as friends. I’m sure I’m the ugly duckling of the group, but I’m amusing.
Have you ever had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Generally no, but I love Liz and she does indeed have boobs. And not manboobs.
What's the worst gift you've ever gotten for Christmas?
I know someone that got a stuffed goose for Christmas. It spurred a TRADITION with my group of friends. Passing down this horrible stuffed goose who we take to Denny’s and order a Coke for. I wonder if he’ll like the Splenda switch?!
Do you like to brag?
Depends.
Do you have a problem with gay people?
Not at all.
Have you answered truthfully to every question?
Yep.
If yes, do you intend to keep going with the honesty now?
Now that you mention it…
Great! Lets say that's a yes and keep going!
... *odd look*
What did you dress up as last Halloween?
God that seems so long ago. I think I dressed in a toga. A mint GREEN toga…with no bra. It was a serious mistake and I quickly vacated the frat house that already had enough whorish girls present. I decided to remove meself from that pool real quick. Wait. That was sophomore year. Not junior. No wonder it seems so long ago. I don’t think I dressed up last Halloween. O_o
Do you have nice ass - your personal opinion?
…It’s a bit of a shelf. [/yay for having a truly fat ass]
Do you let your mom decide what you wear?
No.
What's your curfew/bedtime?
Oy. I don’t have a curfew. I tend to pass out between 12:00 and 2:00 AM though.
Please tell me you don't need a curfew:
WOULD IT SHOCK AND ROCK YOUR TINY WORLD IF I DID? OH OH!
Moron.
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