On a lighter note,
My prediction is that Tim Burton and Johnnie Depp will remake The Wizard of Oz next and completely screw it up. I am a fan of both of them, but wish they would do more original work.
After the atrocious Willie Wonka remake I am afraid of Alice in Wonderland. Anyone seen it? I have heard it is ok other than an unwatchable CGI-enhanced dance number performed by the Mad Hatter.
At any rate, one side of the mushroom will make you grow smaller, one side will make you grow taller, and one side will make you trip very hard for a few hours. If you eat the whole thing the paradox will destroy the earth or make your nipples explode, but you will have a good time. The choice is yours.
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