The house of why is busy lately, overflowing with roomate and band drama, houseguests and projects, public trysts and secret smokes. It's a little like having our own personal reality television show played out. Less contrived and just as ghetto.
Our roomate Redhair Girl filed her divorce paperwork. She married her husband as an 18-year-old virgin. Since the divorce she has been attracting men; dangerous, dark and dapper in drooling droves and sports cars. So far she had sex with only one of these, the second man in her life, an ex-soldier who we'll call Sniper Guy.
After hooking up with Sniper Guy, Redhair Girl went to the doctor because she thought she had a bad urinary tract infection. The doctor sent her to the emergency room because she was pregnant and had ghonnoria, herpes, and clamidia. Sniper Guy has moved on and Redhair Girl is looking for revenge while scoping out herpes dating sites and dealing with her conditions. Crazy world.
How have I not caught an STD in my time? Do the fates loath the inexperienced, or are these diseases just more prevalent than they were during my youth of copulation? Do you have any ideas or experience with these matters? And how did Redhair Girl go through life without learning to always wear a condom when doing a soldier? Drama carries questions on it's back. To you, to you, to you, may your loving be dirty without disease.
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lol poor redhair girl!! I guess u just got lucky, but then again, she can't be very intelligent if she hooked up with a soldier without a condom!
RYC: Yeah, I really don't like it at all. 
