Seriously, this three day hiatus was bullshit! Hey, DM, if you would PAY YOUR BILL the hosting site wouldn't go down! I find it hard to believe that every two months shit breaks with the hosting site and we lose our diaries for a couple of days. I'm seriously contemplating finding a different place to go. I mean, shit, I PAY to use this site EVERY month. I don't pay the six month bundle and get a discount, I PAY the MAX price every month!
(Referring to opendiary.com)
On top of that, I have an app on my phone I'm addicted to called Simpson's: Tapped Out. It's the only game I play and I have competitions with Daniel about who can build what first or comparing how many friends we have. That shit has been down on and off since OD went down. People need to get their shit together! It has been a boring weekend and I have been spending waaay too much time on Facebook.
Which is whole 'nother rant. Do you (general) people know Facebook etiquette? Like, seriously? I am in love with the 'unsubscribe' feature. I probably see only half of my friends updates because the rest are idiots. (The two faves I have on Facebook- I AM subscribed to you and I do NOT think you're idiots!! Just to clarify). First off, I HATE seeing other peoples 'liked pages' in my news feed. I don't care abut Walmart or Samsung USA. I actually hate both of those companies and would never like to see them in my feed.
The pictures people share. Oh dear god. I share pictures a lot more than I actually update my status (And 3/4 of the time I am talking about food). But I share e-cards. Funny shit, right? I had someone post a pic of an abused pitbull with no eyes and a sob story to raise awareness for animal abuse.
That picture does not raise awareness. That picture gets you unsubscribed. The same friend talks about God in every status he updates. I'm obviously an atheist. I don't believe in god. I don't believe in the devil. I don't believe in an afterlife. I can't put that on Facebook because I will be (and have been in the past) ripped to shreds. The Buddhist doesn't believe in God. The agnostic doesn't even KNOW what they believe. Why plaster your beliefs all over Facebook? It makes my head hurt. Every time he comments on my status he says, "God bless you, Red." (Red is my nickname to a lot of people, which isn't very creative but whatever). It's sweet I know. But the sentence before he is hitting on me! Then I ask him about his wife and he never responds... hmm... Hypocritical much? If you believe in god, great. Then follow his rules. Don't claim Jesus is your savior in one sentence then spread hate, bigotry, or unfaithful acts in the next. It's fucking stupid.
**Note: I am not combining all Christians or religious people in this group. I respect your beliefs 100%. But, if you don't know what I am talking about in the above paragraph, then you are probably one of the people I am talking about.***
I also hate people that update Facebook about what they are doing every. damn. minute. "Hey, friends! I'm taking a shower!" "I'm done showering!" "Just got dressed and am now eating pizza!" "Just wiped my ass! I used twelve squares of TP! Let's see if we can use 11 next time, gotta save the planet!" SHUT. THE. HELL. UP. I had a girl like this in my feed. I unfriended her. She friended me back. I left her for two days then unfriended her again. She just the other day requested me again.... DENY!
This same girl is a skank. She was a young single mom and she was always hitting up guys. Like several at one time. She took very risqué pics and posted them online. HELLO! YOU HAVE A KID! Don't you think if he sees those in ten years he will be ashamed of you? Oh, and she had a butter face. (Everything look good but-her face?) Usually a girl knows how to take pics and the good angle, but lighting and angles and PHOTOSHOP can't even help this girl. She's... *shudder* ew. Like crusty as fuck. Like one of my faves would say, a "slimy white girl"
So ladies. Don't be dirty skanks online. Especiall if you have kids. You'll be introduced to your future daughter or son in law as, "This is my mom, the internet slut." Yeah. It's that nasty.
Oh, I don't care about what your kid looked like as he is COMING OUT OF YOUR VAGINA! True story!! That makes me want to barf! I have seen one vaginal birth (not mine) and it is not beautiful! It is bloody and nasty and goopy and GROSS! Do you have any damn shame??? I am SO HAPPY you had the balls to have those pics taken and you didn't delete them from your digital camera. But PLEASE, for the love of dog biscuits!!! DO NOT POST THEM ONLINE! Cleaning the puke off of my keyboard was tedious!
When you post a status, and it goes along the lines of, "Some people just really know how to hurt me." and someone asks you what happened/what's wrong/are you okay?/Who's ass do I need to kick? and you ignore them or do not give an answer or you answer with "Oh nothing" or "I'll inbox you" just SHUT THE FUCK UP and delete your status. This is passive aggressive. I don't know if you are talking about ME. If you are not willing to share the whole fucking story online, do not post that bullshit. It makes you look pathetic. Like an attention-whore. Is that how you want to be known? Because I unsubscribe from these people. They need their internet privileges revoked.
The "woe is me" gets old fast. One of my friends husbands left her TWO YEAR AGO. She talks about how she hates him, but she's so lonely and her family sucks her life sucks and all she needs is her kids or else she'd be dead... She USED to be one of my favorite people! She USED to be so funny! I understand life sucks! I get that she's depressed! I know how it feels!!! But it has been two years, man! Get back on the horse when you get bucked off! If you HATE YOUR LIFE take action to change it!!! Get off your ass! I just want to shake people like this. Your life isn't even that bad. You have a job and great kids and a car. You have friends that love you. Just because you re single doesn't make it the end of the world!
This is all shit I do/have experienced. I swear. I don't even have a big friends list! I have 56 friends, 53 I know personally.
About 95% of my news feed consists of pages I liked about funny moms. They make me laugh on a day-to-day basis. The other 5% are my mom friends and OD friends. Oh, and my gay (yep I'm totally a fag-hag. I call him Will and he calls me Gracie. It's too cute.)
Maybe I'm just not cut out for Facebook?
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On a less bitchy note: Tyler had his appointment with the school district yesterday to see if he is eligible for speech therapy. Yes, very eligible. He scored 50% behind on language comprehension and 33% behind on language use. So, we set a goal to have 100 words in his vocabulary by May. Then he is eligible for preschool. Special preschool. I do not remember the name they used for it. I would have two hours a day in the fall with only the newborn! I'm very excited for Tyler to get ahead, for him to have social skills, and it's covered by my insurance. They noticed Tyler likes to do his own thing. Like he is very back and forth and repetitive, he doesn't like trying new things. They told me I am taking a step in the right direction to get him to talk. I read to him and pointed his finger to the animals and would name them. I take his finger and follow along the lines while I read. I sing to him. I talk to him. I try and teach him. He just isn't getting it. In turn I am frustrated for feeling like a failure as a parent and he is frustrated not being able to communicate so he screams, hits, and throws tantrums. Day to day is exhausting for me... So now I feel hopeful. I am happy for me and I am happy for Tyler. |
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Congrats on the pregnancy!!!!!