I have recieved two of these in two days in my Facebook inbox:
"OH THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE!!!
Ladies it's that time of year again, in support of breast cancer awareness!! So we all remember last years game of writing a color as your status?.....or the way we like to have our handbag handy? Well this year, it's slightly different.
You need to write your shoe size, (just the number) followed by the word 'inches' and how long it takes to do your hair......
as your facebook status.....
Remember last year so many people took part it made national news and, the constant updating of status reminded everyone why we're doing this and helped raise awareness!! Do NOT tell any males what the status' mean, keep them guessing!!
And please copy and paste (in a message) this to all your female friends to see if we can make a bigger fuss this year than last year!!! I did my part... now it's YOUR turn! Go on ladies...and let's have all the men guessing!!.........."
Can I please start off by saying how fucking stupid this is? Really? If you want to help breast cancer, donate MONEY or TIME. Changing your Facebook status won't do shit but make you look dumb! Seriously, I am sick of getting these. It reminds me of those chain texts, "Forwad this to eighty thousand people if you love your Mom. If you don't, your mom will die in seven daysss!!!" Uh. I wanna defriend the bitches that send me that shit.
On a less rant-y (but still irritated) note, I dislike my landlord. Usually, when you own a ton of houses, and do work to one of them that house two (supposed to be three) families, you let the families know that they will be hearing a shit-ton of racket from this time to this time. Nope, not mine. I don't know what the fuck they are doing up there, but they started at 7 am. SEVEN! Granted, I am up. But Tyler isn't. And I like peace and quiet in the morning while I am catching up on my shows. Nope, they HAD to wake my baby! For the record, it's 10:30 am, and I don't see them stopping anytime soon. I think they are installing new carpet, but I am not sure. Oh, and they had a fucking DOG in there. I know, because it scared the SHIT out of me when I went to walk my son to the bus stop. You're not even supposed to have a dog here, they are an allergen. I already have to smell my neighbor's nasty ass cigarette smoke, now I have to hear dog? Greeeat.
Now, this is just a slight annoyance. I have been following the Bad Girls Club (here on out referred to BGC) since season one. I love trashy reality TV (The Real Housewives of wherever, BGC, and alll the judge shows. I DO NOT like Jersey Shore or Snooki and JWOWW and that shit. Let's not insult my intelligence here.) So, the only season I didn't follow was season two I believe, the one with the two Ambers. I watched last nights DVR'd episode today, and all I have to say is... what the fuuuuuuck. When did it become a big vagina licking party?! That might score ratings with the men, but as a NON lesbian woman, I am not impressed. And how do TWO straight bitches end up... you know. Ew. I'm all for gay love, but I myself cannot FATHOM coming face to face with a vagina. No way, no how. Oh, and Julie, if you possibly didn't have those jowls (keep smoking those cigarettes!) or nasty ass looking makup smeared all over your face all the time, maybe all these guys wouldn't ditch your stanky ass.
Whatever happened to the old BGC? The one where they got jobs, talked to a therapist at the end of the season and fought to BETTER their lives? By letting them just run wild is teaching them nothing. I don't know if I will watch next season...
Oh, I insulted my Mother last night. Whoops. I have this problem where I have the inability to lie or fib or evenn filter what comes out of my mouth. My mom called me yesterday and left me a voicemail saying that she wants my 7 year old to cut in on a dance at her wedding. I mean, she actually wants me to tell David to tap on Brians leg or sleeve, ask him, "Excuse me, but can I cut in?" and dance with his Grandmother. She is very specific. Let's get one thing straight, David doesn't even want to be the ring boy. And he's seven.Any of you have/had seven year olds? Do you know how much they do NOT care about dancing with their Grandmother? So, I asked him about it, and he said that he wasn't the dancing type of boy (LOL!). Well, I'm not gonna make him. I rememeber when I was 12 and my Dad made me dance with my step-grandfather. It was weird, akward, and uncomfortable. Why would I make him do that? So I called my Mom, and told her that he wasn't enthused about the idea, and that she is asking a lot from a seven year old. She was shocked. So, she was all, "Well, aren't you pumping him up for it, acting all excited?" I told her that I was trying to be as enthusiastic as possible. She then went on about how this is such a big deal and that how she told me allll my life how she would never get married and now she is and "AREN'T YOU EXCITED?!?!?!?!!!!"
At that very moment, my mouth opened and I had a case of word vomit. I told my mother that I was not excited about her wedding.
BEFORE you all tell me what a horrible daughter I am, I already know. She got quiet, and said, "Oh.... okay... Well, I have to get these accounts done." and got off the phone with me. I felt so bad. My whole thing is, is she is soooo repulsive when she gets in a relationship. She is one of those women who ignore their friends, and everything is about their man. Oh, by friends, that includes me. EVERYTHING is about him. It's disgusting! And she takes on ther hobbies. When she dated Mary (yes, we will start with women she's dated), it was the olden times, with big hoop skirts and making stick candles. They went to fairs and my Mom dressed up. If she were truly interested in that hobby, it would have carried forward. With Brenda, it was football and the 49ers. Karen was cool, she didn't make my Mom so weird shit. Now with Brian, it's bluegrass. My mom told me she doesn't even LIKE bluegrass! But she promotes them, and talks about how awesome the band is, and gets in the middle of the members problems, oh, and on her Facebook, she has this big Bluegrass Music thing as her cover photo. Why can't he have HIS hobby, and you seperate yourself? It makes me wanna puke. I don't see him rushing out to take interest in HER hobbies! My Mom is an AMAZING painter and artist, but haven't seen her pick up a pencil or brush in several years. Because no one else cares enough to encourage her.
Yes, I should have lied. I shouldn't have hurt my Mom like that, because I know all the blood, sweat, and tears that went into this wedding. The truth is, I wouldn't even attend this wedding if I weren't in it. And I amost backed out the FIRST sign of drama/bullshit with Jen and Amie. I stayed to support my Mom, and first and formost, to see my Mom for the first time in four years, along with the rest of my family. But Brian? I don't care about. Sorry, but I don't. I am sure he is a great guy, but he is not my Dad, I don't like the way he DID NOT stand up for my Mom to his daughters or sister when they TRASHED her, and to be honest, I have little respect. I would never be mean or rude to the man, but we are not BFF's, stepfather/stepdaughter, and he is not my kids' "Gig".
Well, I leave for Pennsylvania in two days. Wish me luck.
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