1: Not Washing Your Hands:
I just have to say I hate when people leave bathrooms without washing their hands. Thanks, you fucking disgusting jerks; yea, everyone just loves the fact that your piss and shit residue is all over the door handle, not to mention whatever else you touch in public with your filthy hands. Please contract dysentery and fucking die. Thanks, you disgusting shitfuck.
2: Cover Your Damn Mouth:
I was at a restaurant yesterday after school because I had a half day and wanted to have a good meal with my brother, father and brother's girlfriend. I was in the midst of ordering when the fucking person behind the counter sneezed right on the screen of the menu thing only the cashier's get to use. I stopped my order, wondering if she was going to apologize for not covering her mouth or if she was at least going to attempt to clean off the screen. Instead, she stared at me with this annoyed look on her face, basically waiting for me to give her the rest of my order. "Don't look at me like that, you nasty, disgusting, person, you! Clean the screen and get somebody else up here because there is no way in hell you're handling my food. Do it or get me your manager so that I can tell him or her why I'm taking my family and leaving," is the next thing that comes out of my mouth. She does as said and the next person comes up and apologizes for her. Is it really that hard to cover your mouth?
3: Reading/Hearing About Justin Bieber Antics:
I know we live in a celebrity culture. I get it. But the constant drum-beat about his antics ant the righteous derision of him is nearly more than I can take. Who gives an actual fuck what an 18-year-old brat does? If you're a fan of his, great, he's a talented mother fucker who caught lightening in a bottle; if you hate him, great too, he's a petulant little boy. I simple don't need to hear about him in either a positive or negative light. (This a rant, not a fucking logic puzzle.)
4: Don't Just Invite Yourself Over:
Before you storm down the door of your friends/families house to greet them with a loud "hello" and begin a noisy aunts-n-uncles gossip marathon powered and sponsored with biscuits and tea by the ones whom you're about to storm, maybe you should consider calling them beforehand and asking whether they, one, would be able to host such an event and, two, are willing to host such an event. I mean, give them some kind of warning and have them aware and ready to greet you, not completely unprepared to have you over. Like, damn.
5: Other Nations Dissing The U.S.:
We get it; we don't use the metric system. Shut up. We get it; you think we think that the US is the only country out there. Shut up. We get it; you think that, just because don't speak in multiple tongues, we are ignorant. Shut up. We get it; you think we're all incredibly vapid, dull, insipid and obese. Shut up. You think posting hateful comments about the US is going to change anything we do. Shut up.
Nationalism? I see comments on all kinds of articles/news papers/blog posts that show that nationalism is not a unique citizen quality. Our government is messed up? Let me guess... Your government is the Holy fucking Grail of morality and justice. We need to look to other countries for answers to our own? When another nation utilizes the same type of government and has a population close to the US, please let me know. We are ignorant when we come to other countries when we come over? There's such a diversity in the US that it's sometimes hard to grasp that is not like that everywhere. Do you think that citizens from your own country don't go to other nations and not know what's around or what's going on?
Just shut up. About anyone's country.
6: Plain Ignorant Assholes:
I'm a pacifist dammit and some people just drive me to fantasizing about some pretty gruesome things that make me hate myself when I calm down, just because some people are dicks on every conceivable level to such an extent. I mean, really, when you go out of your way to be an asshole in every aspect of your life that bad, you should not be allowed to experience any sensation other than agony. You do not deserve the light of the sun, the love of your parents. or even the embrace of death. You are the reason I would be completely okay with the genocide of mankind, you and everyone else like you, you fucking fucksalad of ignorance and false superiority.