so a midget walks into a bar and slips on a piece of shit FALLS ON on the floor and says ouch. a few minutes later a black guy walks into the same bar and slips too, the midget says hey i just did that so the black guy kills the midget. lol
a brunette and four blondes are hanging from a rope over a cliff. the brunette says if one of one of us doesn't let go the rope will break and we will all die so i will let cause your all family like freind and you would be devastated without each other.This speech goes for another minute and at the end the blondes are so impressed they started to clap. thats all i have for now. |
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