I really can tell I'm getting old because I don't understand a lot of the slang and short hand that the teenagers are using these days. I'll never admit it though cause I'm still picking on Cliff and telling him he's old cause he said he sat on his balls and squished them. My response was you know you're old as fuck if your balls now hang so low you can sit on them. So I'm not admitting I feel old today, but I do, and its even worse when I go to stand up while holding laptop while reading crazy slang I don't understand and I'm popping and cracking worse then Rice Crispies. Oh wow I want a bowl of rice crispies now. Fuck man, all I've got is cinnamon toasters.
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