Will he kill me for this? Probably but its worth it in my opinion. You ever wake up laughing so hard you fell off the couch? I have and I did today. I don't know why it was so hilarious...well I do know but still I never thought it was particularly funny at the time but I guess when I'm in the moment I don't notice much. I'll start at the beginning because its always better to help my friends follow my crazy train of thought. I laid down on the couch to take a nap while Austin was asleep, he was in my bed and for some reason he was smack dab in the middle and I was afraid to move him. Well anyway, anyone who knows me knows I have a crazy sex drive, so I've been trying to calm it down cause Mike's not all about sex ya know. So I've been super horny then I woke up spotting, I don't get a full period anymore cause of this IUD but I spot for like 3 days. So anyways I was horny but ignored it and laid down to chill out. I dozed off and starting having this amazing sex dream. It was great, I was really getting into it, and for some reason I just happened to notice that he was naked except for his socks. Why this image was so funny I don't know, and I didn't get to the part in the dream where I was laughing....I ended up waking up laughing my ass off and boom I fell off the couch. All the while I'm still laughing and then bam I notice, my panties are soaked, I'm extremely horny and I'm not seeing Mike until Friday. Son of a bitch.
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