black.rainbow.lyts
Sockmonkey
So in my infinite boredom I stumble across the sockmonkey diary. I want a sockmonkey. Shut up, I know that sounds so dumb but I had one when I was a kid and I loved my sock monkey. Yes my spelling and punctuation sucks but that's ok cause today I don't care. And do you know why I don't care? Cause I want a sock monkey. So I got on amazon.com to see like the original sock monkey which isn't nearly as cool as this guys sock monkeys but still I had to look. They have sock monkey babies. OMG when I was sleeping my sock monkey was sneaking out and having little sock monkeys with other sock monkeys. What kinda shit is that? I didn't even realize they had the equipment, but now I know what is hidden inside a sock monkey. A penis or a vagina or a baby sock monkey.
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