New hair, ok you know me, and if you don't how come you're reading my blog? Am I that interesting? I might be, you never know, with my complete and total sexiness with the glasses and all that. Apparently i attract gay men. Thats a different story though. Thats one for the record books, i made a gay guy turn straight with my extreme cuteness. I'm full of myself today, can you tell. So i'm saying fuck guys! When Chris gets off his waitress from hooters stage then i'll give guys a try again, but not until he's dated a waitress from hooters. Ok anyway, the color of this life change is black!! mmmm like a black widow spider you ask? or is it the once you go black you never go back? lol i'm such a fucking spaz but its all good. oops i cussed oh well i shall survive. ok so i've been crushing on this guy from school but i dont know i've been crushing on this other from a different place for a while but i'm leaving that one alone ya know until its ready to be touched. and maybe it never will be, but at least he makes me laugh and my day doesn't seem quite so fucking sucky. damn fucking cussed again. hehehe i need to learn to watch my mouth. And i'm not talking about watching it wrap around anything either. you guys have dirty minds. i'm horny as hell can you tell???? probably not. so i'm not really crushing on that guy from the college anymore, im probably just gonna have the great sex, and have a nice friend ya know but i have this thing, if you can't have a conversation with me unless i'm talking about my nipples then you're not worth having a real conversation with. so instead put your lips to some real work thats worth it ya know. my lips are very good at what they do, but at the same time they have enough respect to not talk about the size of the guys dick all night long. Cause in reality its TOO FUCKING SMALL ok. That lil dick that i keep saying is big enough isn't. you don't know how to work it. you fuck like you're in a marathon and you're hoping to hit the right spot. but you havent hit it once and i'm pretty sure i faked it every time (thats for richie). he's such a dickhead. ugh i'm sure there are a million other guys that i could insult, but i wont. only guy i wont is that guy john from wytheville...the you have to be on top guy....now he's good, doesnt have a big dick but he does know how to use what he's got and being on top was the greatest shit with him cause he was like totally cool and all. idk about this guy from the college, i'm wondering if he's got the skills. i guess i'm just too advanced to be really impressed. i like it hard and fast but at the same time you have to have the skills to do it hard and fast to make it feel good ya know. i love sex. i could have sex a few times a day everyday. except with richie. that guy was on meds so he couldnt come, talk about a blow to the ego. but i made sure i massaged my ego with someone else after he was gone. ok I'm not sure how anyone could follow this fucked up blog. damn cussed again, i really need to get laid. lol. anyway i'm sure Angela will follow what i'm saying cause she's usually on the same wavelength and can read my crap. i'm going to take my ass to bed, maybe my vibrator will keep me warm. I need 3 things in life to survive. Batteries, my vibrator and granola bars. Thats it. |
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