Annoying Coworker Has Baby

02/28/2010

There's this Web site I like, annoyingcoworker.com. If you haven't been there, I highly recommend it, especially when you're bored at work. Sometimes I find really funny anecdotes people write about their coworkers. This one might be offensive to some people, but please don't get mad at me. I didn't write it. So here is the funniest annoyingcoworker.com post today:

Wow. You had a baby. You had sex and a human grew inside of you and you pushed it out and now you're the #1 person in the world. I get it. It's an amazing feat and nobody in the history of the world can compare with your amazing powers of successfully carrying a child to term and then having it come out of your vajayjay. Amazing. Superb. You know what would be just super? If you could actually show up to work and just try to make it through the day without talking about your child.