Back in the fifth grade, I modeled for several Rugged Wearhouse ads. I felt as though I was on top of the world. I was superior to everyone. At age twelve, I discovered that I had it all. There was nothing other girls had that I did not. As I grew older, it seemed to me that I was receiving less and less calls from Rugged Wearhouse. I began applying for modeling jobs at K-Mart and Ross, to find myself lost with no calls. By the age of sixteen, I had acne. Even though I hadn't been getting calls for a number of years, I truly still believe my acne is to blame for all of the calls I never received. My life was quickly spiraling out of control before my eyes. After three years of depression, I began to compare myself to Kim Kardashian. I wondered what she had that I did not. Her shoe size is at least a size nine, while mine is a solid 7 1/2, which is considered normal in America. This concept seems to drift straight out of the mind of Kim Kardashian, as Yeezy would agree. I read in an article that Yeezus said Kim's feet are disgusting. I believe this. I can only hope that North West and "Southwest" (assuming their unborn child is a boy) inherits Kanye's gorgeous man feet. However, I believe I have gotten sidetracked. The moral of this story is to remember that no matter how bad you're feeling, your feet are almost always better than Kim Kardashian's. Stay beautiful, young children, for you will always have better feet than Kim.
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