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1001. What has caused you to reinvent yourself or reevaluate who you are? Becoming a mom
1002. Name three annoying bands: Jonas Brothers,I.C.P, and Maroon 5 I guess
1003. Have you ever been to a foam party (a big dance floor full of
soap foam that people dance in at a club)? If yes did you get into the
foam? Nope
1004. Who do you take for granted? My mom probably tho I do not mean to
Who makes you feel taken for granted? A person here and there
1005. Short, knee, or ankle skirts? knee or mid calf
1006. Do you wear a hat?Visor in the summer
1007. Did you watch Sifl and Ollie on MTV? Before my time I think
How about Liquid Television? What?
The Maxx? Huh?
1008. What do you like that is NOT part of pop culture? That one thing.
1009. What music makes you feel:
Sexy? Keith sweat?
Passionate? Keith sweat?
Violent? None
Romantic? Keith sweat?
Sad? To many to name
Happy/joyous? To many to name but country
1010. Who's your favorite cartoon character? Eeyore
1011. Does break dancing impress you? Not really
1012. Are you a smooth operator? I have no clue
1013. Would you rather be a police officer or a criminal? Cop
1014. Do you believe that government decisions should be made based more on economics or more on social reform? ?????
1015. Why do 'they' spend money to sterilize needles that are going to be used to give lethal injections? Cause they can.
1016. This summer have you
Been to the beach? Yes, well last summer
been to the movies? Yes , well last summer
Played mini golf? No
Gone for a walk? No
1017. Would you rather lay in bed all night talking or have sex all night long? Talking tho sex would help the baby making
1018. Have you ever eaten tofu? Yes
1019. Who needs a brain? Half the people in the next town over
1020. Who needs a heart? I can think of a few people.
1021. Does the moon have an affect on your mood? I am gonna go with no.
1022. Do you feel pressure on Friday and Saturday to have fun, go out and party? No
1023. Many people will say that the Harry Potter books are pure fluff with no literary value. Do you agree? No they are brain washed
1024. Is Harry Potter comparable to The Chronicles of Narnia and the Lord of the Rings? Better
1025. What are you doing next Wednesday? Being annoyed by hubby (He has time off)
1026. Why do so many people think Elvis is still alive? Cause he fucking is duh
1027. What couldn't you live your life without? Pets, books, internet, hubby, kid,music
1028. Are your hands cold? No
1029. Is your heart warm? Yes
1030. Palm trees or snow storms? Palm trees please I would love a green christmas
1031. What bands would be great if only the singing was edited out? That one
1032. What fantasy book would you like to see made into a movie? I forget the name of it but is an Irish book.
1033. Do you avoid risks and if possible stay at home? Yuppers.
1034. What SCI-fi books do you read? Sci-fi is not my thing.
1035. Would you be on that who wants to marry a millionaire show as a contestant? No
1036. Who's the best secret keeper you know? My puppy
1037. What is your favorite myth? That white girls all have flat butts (I got a ghetto booty and I am white lol)
1038. Is it easier to live when you're evil? Probably cause you would not be following rules.
1039. Have you ever belonged to a sorority or a fraternity? No
1040. Would you want to join one? Noo
1041. If your friend were doing dangerous drugs would you tell their parents? no
1042. Would you rather be a unicorn, mermaid/man, or a sorceress/er?A sorceress
1043. Are leather pants sexy? Barf
On you? noooo
1044. Did you tell someone you love him or her today? Yes
1045. Have you ever given blood? No
1046. Have you ever been thrown out of someplace? Nope
1047. What do you daydream about? a bunch of stuff
1048. Are you a miracle? sure
1049. If America is one nation under god then are atheists citizens? Actually it is just "One nation" now they took the god part out
1050. Should they be? read above
1051. If you could pick any rock star to replace the Ozbournes in their reality show, whom would you pick? How about the Osbournes.
1052. What are your feelings about Mel Gibson's movie The Passion of Christ?Long and dull
1053. What did you think about the last episode of Sex in the City?
Did not see it
1054. What is your favorite movie with Adam Sandler in it?Hard to pick a fav
1055. What is your biggest problem? low self-esteem
1056. Have you ever been arrested? No
1057. Can musicians be held responsible for influencing people to behave badly?
I do not think so no one is forcing them to hold a gun to bob's head just cause manson said so
1058. Do you believe that there are subliminal messages embedded in some TV shows, movies & music? No
1059. Is there anything that you believe should be banned for any reason?
Gun, some drugs
1060. How often do you eat too much? Sometimes
1061. Have you ever descended into pure madness? No.
1062. Would you want to? No
1063. Do green m&m's make you feel sexy? No I never understood this thing but I know in middle school all ppl would eat was the green M&M's lol
1064. If you died tomorrow, what mark would you have left on the world?My son but nothing huge
1065. What movie would you NEVER want to see?
Justin Bieber's
Never Say Never (I am leaving I feel the same)
1066. What annoys you the most about yourself? Lots
1067. How do you feel about capitalism? pickle (I don't care really)
1068. How do you feel about socialism? YELLING IS NOT OK LOL (I don't care really)
1069. How do you feel about communism? Commy bastards (I don't care really)
1070. Has anyone ever tried to injure you? Yes
1071. Has anyone ever tried to kill you? No
1072. How do you know when it's time to break up with someone?
When they are ass faces. I would break up with ppl when I got bored of them
1073. What is your opinion of the Janet jackson/Justin Timberlake superbowl exposure incident? That was so 2003 (Ya know since it happened in 2004)
1074. What's the most annoying sound? My dog barking
1075. Who was your childhood hero? My mom and grandma. They still are.
1076. With nearly 100 channels why is NOTHING ever on? Because I am not amused by women grinding against men half naked, or women in power, or by hot guys with no shirts on wait.... yes I am
1077. Would you adopt a stray kitty wandering through your neighborhood? Sure I am trying to get Kitty Kitty to come inside but with 3 dogs she says MEOW?!?!?!
1078. Describe what you look like: I look like me
1079. Describe what you ARE like: I am like a bitch... Wait I am a bitch
1080. What bad habit do you have that affects other people as much as it affects you? Yelling lol
1081. How did you party new years eve 1999?
By getting drunk off my ass at 14 lol
1082. Does second hand smoke bother you? Yes.
1083. Have you ever:
Dumped a drink over someone's head? Yes
Dumped a drink over your own head? No
Bit someone? Yes both for pleasure and pain lol
Torn at someone's clothes? Nope
Made out in the bathroom? Yes
1084. Which Lord of the Rings movie has the best ending? The last one cause it was the last one lol
1085. Do you have any interesting scars? A few
1086. Is it better for people to change and evolve their ideas or always be consistent? They can do what ever they wanna do
1087. Warped tour, Lollapalooza or Area concert? Lollapalooza
1088. What are you missing in your life? Another kid would be nice or a few million
1089. Do you ever know when someone is thinking about you? Should I?
1090. What could you make a sculpture out of that's in the room with you right now?
Clay,paper,glue tons of crap (in the craft room)
1091. Do you believe in the lost city of Atlantis? Sure
1092. Have you ever read The Little Prince? No
1093. This is Mr. fish <>< What's the best picture you can make on your keyboard?
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Boobies lol What is better then boobies?
1094. What did Mr. Octopus say to Mrs. Octopus? Gurggle
1095. Let's see if I'm psychic. Write a yes or no question here. Must I?
1096. Write another yes or no question. Really?
1097. Think of just one more yes or no question. Are you this annoying in real life?
1098. Type one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car) What color are your socks?
1099. Think of a number between one and one hundred & type it down. 35
1100. Write one more question, anything you want. Are you a god damn blonde?