Reading Progress And Some Fan-FictionFRIDAY
8th March 2013, 9.06 AM.
Yup, I'm still home.
I was reading some fan-fiction on Cuanta Vida, which if you remember, is Kytri's Team Fortress 2 fan-fiction comic. The website also had some neat-looking fan-fiction on Team Fortress 2 itself. I've read it all and it's pretty much awesome. You can read it all here. I'm starting to enjoy using HTML. Anyways, the fan-fiction totally inspired me. I mean, if somebody can do it, then why can't I?
Oh, and I read Zodiac Girls #2: Discount Diva from the Zodiac Girls series by Cathy Hopkins yesterday. Am now reading Zodiac Girls #4: Brat Princess. Now those are interesting books.
"RED's Spy pulled out his cigarette case - which was also his disguise kit - and opened it with a click. After removing one of the cigarettes, he tucked it back into his suit pocket and pulled out his lighter. When the cigarette was lit, he put the lighter into his suit pocket and sucked in the smoke. He exhaled as he removed the cigarette from his mouth, thoroughly enjoying his smoke.
Then somebody shouted. 'Think fast!' RED's Scout came running out of nowhere and as he whizzed past Spy, the cigarette was snatched from his fingers.
' 'ey!' Spy shouted. Scout stopped. He turned around and stuck his tongue out.
'War's beginnin' in five,' Scout said, 'Get your French ass moving!' With that, he ran off. Spy sighed. He checked his arsenal.
' 'mm, invisibility watch, check...revolver, check...butterfly knife, check...disguise kit, check...zat should be alright,' he muttered, 'But why not be more cautious?' He grinned and headed for the resupply room.
BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! The horn sounded, signalling the beginning of the day's fighting. Scout ran out, running in zig-zags to avoid getting shot by BLU's Sniper. 'Let's see if we can get their Intel,' thought Scout with a grin. He ran straight into BLU's base...and bumped right into BLU's heavy.
'Oh shit!' exclaimed Scout.
The Heavy laughed. He put his minigun, which he called "Sasha", down on the floor gently. 'Heavy vill not use Sasha to kill puny man!' he roared, 'Heavy vill crush tiny baby man's skull vith bare hands!' He charged forwards. Scout smirked. He jumped up in time just as the Heavy was going to grab him. He landed on the Heavy's back and jumped off. He quickly took out his silver bat from his black slingbag and hit the Heavy's head as hard as he could. The Heavy slumped to the ground, knocked out.
'Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?!' Scout ran off to the Intel room.
Scout did not run into any other BLUs on his way to the Intel room. 'Guess they're all outside fighting,' he murmured as he ran. However, the moment he put a leg into the Intel room, he heard the familiar beeping sound of a sentry. He hurriedly pulled his leg back in just as bullets chipped into the concrete floor where his foot had been.
'Boy, you'd best show yerself,' said RED's Engineer.
'No way!' yelled Scout. 'Where's Spy when you need him?' thought Scout. He mulled over the problem for a few minutes. Then he looked up. 'Well, I'm going to have to take some chances' he thought. He ran into the Intel room and jumped twice in the air.
'Here's a present for you!' called out Scout as he pulled out his Force-A-Nature scattergun and fired. The effect, of course, just pushed him higher in the air. He dodged the bullets that were shot at him, reached out and grabbed a ledge on the wall and climbed onto it. He peered down. Had it worked? Suddenly, he heard the sentry's beeping noise and a rocket flew up to meet him.
'Gah!' Scout rushed forward on the ledge. The rocket blew up the bit of ledge behind him and it crumbled down. 'Idiot! It's a level 3 sentry and...,' he looked below, '...that Engie has a dispenser! Damn. Now what?' He wondered what to do. 'Well, I can't just sit around! Let's do this!' thought Scout. He put his scattergun away and pulled out his bat.
'Woohoo!' he shouted as he jumped down on top of the sentry. He held on to it, whirled around and whacked the Engie across the face with his bat. He fell to the floor, holding his face.
'Boy, you shouldn't have done that,' he grunted, picking up his wrench. Scout didn't notice him as he was busy smashing up the sentry. He had assumed that the Engineer was knocked out and had all his attention directed to the sentry. The sentry finally exploded and bits of metal and wires flew everywhere. Scout was knocked to the ground but he was unharmed. He stood up.
'There! I broke your stupid crap, mor-' he started to say but he stopped when he saw that the Engie was gone. 'What?!' he exclaimed. At that moment, the Engineer snuck up behind him and hit him at the back of his head with the wrench. Scout fell to the ground, knocked out.
The Engineer look down at the fallen Scout. 'Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin',' muttered the Engineer, as lifted the wrench up again to do the final blow.
'I zink not,' a voice with a French accent said behind him. The Engineer could feel it now - a searing pain in his back. He gasped and the wrench clattered to the ground. RED's Spy pressed a button on his invisibility watch and he turned visible. He knelt next to Scout.
' 'mm, to be a team-mate and 'elp you or get my revenge on your annoying tricks and leave you be'ind? 'ard choice,' said Spy as he lit another cigarette. 'Still, I suppose...,' he picked up the Intel briefcase, '...the BLUs would not like it if I leave you be'ind.' He thought for a moment. 'Je vais en vouloir à vous aider,' Spy sighed and picked Scout up."
To be continued (maybe)...?
Well, I guess that's my fan-fiction for now, I guess. The Heavy and Spy are Russian and French respectively so I tried to do their accents by looking up at Google. Please point out any mistakes I may have made.
That's all, I guess. ^u^
Have a great day, everyone.
"Life is a rollercoaster." -Dreamer
P.S. The last thing Spy said is in French (obviously!). It means "I am going to resent helping you." And don't kill me if I got anything wrong, I used Google Translate.
P.P.S. Pretend the cheese at the top-right corner is inspiration. :3Sx3.Layouts |
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