Taking A HintWEDNESDAY
4th September 2013, 8.59 PM.
Oh God, T.G, why the hell did you say that for?!
*Clears throat* Today is one of those days when I feel like grabbing T.G and shaking her like...I don't know. See, this is what happened.
Shuffles, T.G, Rickie (a girl from P6 Chocolate Hearts whom I love to squeeze with my Death Hugs every time I see her), another girl from P6 Chocolate Hearts (I forgot her name...let's call her Unknown for this entry), and I were at the toilet. There may have been others there but I forgot and don't care who they are.
You see, after I squeezed Rickie, Unknown grabbed her and they both started whispering to each other. Not about me, some random stuff that I don't know. Then, Rickie went to the last cubicle in the toilet and stood in front of its closed door, hesitating for some reason. I looked at her quizzically and began to talk.
"Why are you standing there, are you, like, afraid to do your business in public or something? But I totally understand 'cause I myself am always don't like to go pee in public toilets 'cause I always take like 30 minutes but in your case, it's probably something else, just kidding lah," I rambled, attempting to make a joke but instead made no sense as usual. Then, that's when T.G opened her mouth.
"No, usually, she takes like 45 minutes to pee-" she said.
"30 minutes," I interrupted.
"Yeah, 30 minutes, whatever," she corrected herself. Just then, Shuffles came out of the first cubicles, and, having heard what T.G had said, she asked a question.
"Three zero? As in 30 minutes?" T.G then took the opportunity to explain the thing.
"No, usually she takes like 30 minutes to pee but when she bath add another 30 minutes," she said, referring to Mukhayyam (on average, I usually take 20 minutes to bath at home). She should have stopped there, but of course, she couldn't shut her freakin' mouth and unnecessary explained a little more.
"It's because she has to wipe her pepe, you know, to dry it," she said. By now, I couldn't say anything to stop her as I was taking my ablution and, as a rule, I never actually spoke while taking ablution. So instead, I shook my head constantly with a disgusted look on it. But whether T.G noticed it or not, she continued.
"Huh? Pad?" Shuffles apparently thought that T.G was talking about the menstruation pad.
"No, pepe, you know, her VAGINA," she said, thrusting her hands forward. By then, I had finished taking my ablution and glared at her.
"Go on, don't you want to spread more private stories?" I snapped, taking my scarf. She gave me her confused, 'blur' look, in which I rolled my eyes and went back to whatever I was doing, ignoring her.
See, this is why, sometimes, I feel like I wanna shout, yell, scream at her and shake her because she is damn slow at taking a hint! There was once when Honeybee had lost her not-working-anymore glow stick, which she had apparently become quite attached to ( ) and when she had told T.G, T.G merely said, "Never mind, it's okay" (or something like that) and just continued with her story. Honeybee wasn't interested with what T.G was talking about but she didn't want to straight out say it and hurt T.G's feelings so she just stared off into the distance with a bored expression on her face. T.G still went on talking so Honeybee tried again. She unzipped her bag and messed around with it. Yet, T.G still kept on talking. Then, Honeybee took out her pencil box and set it on the table. T.G still want on talking. At a last resort, Honeybee rummaged through her pencil box - and found her glow stick. So, in a way, T.G had helped her find her glow stick but the point is, she's a bit slow at taking a hint and that can really be frustrating at times.
You don't know the half of it.
(Cey, tak lah. )
Hope you had a most wonderful day, everyone!
"Life is like a rollercoaster." - Miss Dreamer
P.S. Sorry I had to use a few disgusting terms in this entry but it's what T.G said ("That's what she said..." I still have no idea why this saying is so popular ).Sx3.Layouts |
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