My grandma saved some of the stories I wrote back in 2nd and 3rd grade. She gave them to me years ago. I didn't even realize she had saved any of them until that point in time. Well, I was reading through them tonight. I was trying to decide which one to type up and print for Grandma's christmas present. I'm pretty sure I found the winner. Haha. I'm going to type up a few of the funnier stories for all of you good people (in ALL their glory). If you are not in a good mood, this will cheer you up. I promise you it will.
My sister's name is Keri,
Oh yes it really is,
She takes care of me real good
She should be in show biz.
Keri is in the 4th grade
Her teacher is real nice,
Mrs. Erjavek is her name
Her books are real wise.
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Finding A Million Dollars
What I would do if I found a million dollars. I would show my grandma and if she's gonna say you could have it if no one clames it. If I can have it I'd save it up and go to Olklamhoma. That's only if no one clames it. Or I would spend it on Dawn if we go to see Dawn my cousin. Dawn is nice. But I still want to see her so bad. I have'nt seen her in a long, long, long time. I know whre and what state she lives in and it is Kanses. I'm going to see my Aunt Laura in Olklahoma. I'd do anything to see her you know who I meant Dawn. I love my Aunt Laura as a Aunt in my family.
**I'd like to think that my focus has changed since elementary school, haha. I know my spelling and grammar have improved considerably.**
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The Most Frightening Thing
The most frightening thing is when I watched Jason where he got the girl that was floating in a boat and killed her. And killed a boy as a teenager. And the girl was a teenager too. He killed the mom and the other teenagers. I didn't like it because I thought he will get me when I'm swimming at my aunts friends house. She has a big swiming pool in the apartments where anyone can swim.
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A Special Person
I have a special freind named chelcy. And she is pretty. And nice ands beutiful blond hair. It's so long. I like her because she's so nice and doesn't bite, hit, throw rocks, or throw dirt.
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The Aliens
I am a student at Randall-Pepper school, and I am in second grade. I walk to school with my sister. That's nice. School starts at 9:10 and ends at 3:30.
Suddenly this flying saucer broke all the windows in the school with a lazer beam. And some aliens walked out.
They looked like they were mean. But they came to help us. Our earth was going to explode. They put us into their space ship. It was fun they had a nintendo in it.
They were nice they even let us play nintendo. And they let us play with a little Game Boy. I was happy they helped us right away in time. And we lived on mars and never had school again.
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Pippi Longstocking
Pippi has long braids and freckles. Pippi is about twelve years old. and is very strong but she has no muscles. She has red hair. And her pets are Mr. Nelson and "Oldman." But, has friends too. And their names Tommy and Annaca. She wears a white dress and black shoes. She is crazy, wild, funny. And she has gold. And her dad is in prison in the south seas. He's been captured by pirates. The End.
**Sadly, I used this for a jumping off point regarding a (college-level) spanish class presentation. It centered around conditional statements such as "If I had a million dollars, I would...". My presentation obviously was "If I were pippi longstocking, I would...", haha. I dressed the part and all for the presentation.**
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If A Dinosaur Was In My Tub
The problem is that a dinosaur is my tub. And I cal my grandparents. Becauce I would be terrified. I would tell it to go way and find another home to scare someone, and to go up the faucet of the tub or shower. The dinosaur's name is Brontosaurus. Brontosaurus is so big that it is as big as a ten story house. Brontosaurus is the second biggest. The Brontosaurus is a plant eater. The problem was solved when Brontosaurus swam back up the faucet and into the sewer and left me alone.
**This is not realistic at all. Haha. It is definitely from a kid's perspective though.**
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**Just for the Christmas season....Enjoy!**
If Santa Had Pneumonia
If Santa had pneumonia I would be kind of sad. I would go the North Pole and give Santa hot cocoa and soup or I would give him a get well card in the mail. The elves would deliver the presents away. And I would be so so so happy. And the problem was solved. But, Santa got better.
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**This will be Grandma's present. It ought to garner laughter from everyone. **
My Grandma
I'm describing my grandma. She reads history books. She has lots of hobies. She also likes to read witch is one of her hobies. She knows Robert E. Lee's horses name because she reads history books.
She's married to a man named Thomas Edward ******. Her name is Dawn ******. She used to make croshaed dolls. She also likes to argue with my grandpa. She gets into a bad mood or gets tired sometimes.
She sometimes is in a good mood too. Once she sits down she can't get up out of her chair for a long time. My grandma is the best grandma I ever met. She's one of the nicest grandma's I have.
I love my grandma so much as a grandma only. She's mad sometimes but not all the time. She use to go to church when she was a kid and went to church with her kids when was a young adult.
**I didn't know her full name at this point in my life. She only uses her full name for important paperwork though. She hates her first name. Dawn is actually her middle name. I would be killed if I ever told anyone her first name. Haha.**
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Okay, I'm done with the stories now. For my grandpa, I have an ornery gift as well. A few years back, he got a picture taken with a BK crown and a sash that said "#1 Booger King". That picture was my christmas gag gift. SO...THIS year, I'm going to give him a BK tray liner which resembles an award certificate. Haha, I'm so evil. I am making gifts for people this year as you can tell. I honestly can't afford to buy anyone a gift. Besides, presents are not the reason for the season. It is always nice to give or receive them but it is necessary. I, personally, prefer to give gifts to others rather than receive them. I like to see others' faces light up when you get them something they truly appreciate.
My grandparents are coming into town in a few hours. I'm playing fetch with one of my cats...with a furry green mouse. How Percy can be so active at 4:12am is beyond me. Haha. I still need to clean, pack, and go to the store before my grandparents show up. I have plenty of time though. I think I'm going to put all my cats outside for the duration of my visit "home". I will be at my grandparent's house from the 23rd-26th. I have to work the day after christmas. However, I do not have to be at work until that night. I am so glad I don't have to hurry back for a morning shift this time...like I did for Black Friday (day after Thanksgiving).
Well, I will talk to all of you later. I need to work on some presents and prepare for my trip out of town.--Robyn |
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