Welcome aboard Lent Airlines.
Here at Lent, we have taken away all the frills and left you with nothing
not even seats.
This won't actually save you any money in your airfare, since the money we
save will be used to pay off the guy we get our fuel from.
You might have heard of him. His name's Vinny.
Don't worry about safety, though. We have replaced expensive seats with the more frugal cargo straps and we've tossed out those so-called flotation devices, because, let's face it, in the unlikely event of a water landing, we're all screwed.
So, if there are any questions, please email our customer support when you get home.
We hope you enjoy your flight. Now buckle up and get ready for a bit of turbulence on take-off!
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