This weekend I did a mud run. It was disgusting....ly awesome.
I'm still pulling mud out of places that I didn't know I had. (Still have mud in my ear, sadly... It's cool. It's not like I need those for my job or anything).
I've done mud-runs before, but never THIS MUDDY. I lost both my shoes to this jabba-the-hutt mud pile. I got them back, but they were just sucked off my feet. I ran the rest of the race without my shoes on (which, if you can do it, it's the way to go.)
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My lame-ass day job is "making video games"--which sounds COOL... but it isn't. Basically, I baby sit divas and drama queens. BUT! my game got announced today!
Nike+ Kinect Fitness.
It's a fitness game that you get to play with the Kinect at home.
Once there are more trailers and stuff that show more than just pre-rendered videos, I'll talk about it more
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I get Crossfit Certified (funny, right? I'm working on a Nike product, but I'm all about the Crossfit... yes... the irony doesn't cease to amuse me, either) in 2 weeks. I need to start studying for the test but after I get the little certificate, I could teach!
Soooooooo.... I've been thinking "what can I do with this?"
Some of you may have noticed that there are a SHIT TON of weirdos out there that are eating faces/hearts/people. Obviously, the zombie apocalypse is coming. Are you prepared?
No?
That's ok. I'll help you!
Coming some day (probably not soon):
Zombie Preparation Boot Camp!
Get fit in real-life situations!
Haul a sandbag (your unconscious friend) across an obstacle course without dropping them.
get chased by zombies (team work-out)
throw stuff at zombies (throw weighted balls at targets)
climb and jump over/under things
get more nimble!
get stronger!
get faster so you can outrun the slow people. (all you really need to do)
Additional optional classes: wilderness first aid classes, CPR classes and kit-making classes.
I don't know how many times a week I would offer this. I was thinking just one class a week would be dedicated to it. What kinds of stuff do you want to learn/do? |
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