so-- my "zombie survival training" has adapted itself to be "pick your goal training".
we have a groupons for:
"zombie survival" (those classes are at m, w, f, at 7pm... i.e. feeding time)
these workouts will be specific towards getting ready for the zombie apocalypse. Best if signed up in a pair because all the workouts will be designed as a "team workout"
"bridal gown trimming" (t, tr, at 7pm. sat morning at 9am.)
for all those brides out there that are trying to slim down before the big day. We will give you a strict diet and workout regime specifically targeted towards your problem areas so you look amazing in your dress (and feel amazing afterwards!)
"Kids crossfit" (m, t, w, tr, f at noon)
Moms! Drop off your kids for a workout while you go and get a pedicure. This isn't babysitting, though. We're going to make your kids work! HARD!
Sex-Fit (m, t, w, tr, f 7am)
I like this idea a lot-- but I don't think I can market it this way. Basically, there are a crap-ton of exercises that improve sex. It's mostly core stability, flexibility and hip strength. Being able to pop your hips (which is what kettlebells are really good for) will make any smallish guy and turn him into a "omg! stop pounding my lungs!". Also, cardio (just being able to do high-intensity things for long periods of time without getting tired) will be worked on as well.
of course-- this is the most interesting but the most controversial---especially in the bible states. 
anyway- those are my ideas 
YOU GUYS!!! tell me what your "goal" would be. What kind of class could I make into "fooling" you that working out is fun/worth while?
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