Don't do surveys when you're crabby, self.

What's important about April?
It's Kai's half birthday?

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Sleeping. Peacefully.

Can you honestly say that things are running smoothly for you?
Sure. It's fine right now.

Who made you laugh last?
Something on TV

What are you currently waiting for?
Hawaii. I can't wait to go to Hawaii. A little more than 2 months left.

Is it possible to be single and happy?
Obviously!

Is there anyone who hates you?
I don't care.

How old is the oldest person on your top friends?
Oooh myspace.

Do you give out second chances too easily?
I do.

If I say "psycho", who is the first person that comes to your mind?
My fucking dog.

Who was the last person to call you and why?
Amy, because that's what she does.

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
Ha. I have a 9-month-old and a worthless boyfriend... what do you think?

What's annoying you?
My boyfriend, clearly.

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Probably a lot of people.

Dated someone more than once?
Yeah, Devon and I are on our second time around. The first was in middle school.

Where did you get the last shirt you were wearing?
I'm not wearing a shirt. Only a sweater.

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Kai.

Is there someone who has made a difference in your life?
Many people!

Where do you want to live when you are old?
Not here!

Do you cry when you're upset?
I usually get angry before I get sad...

Do you have a mirror in your room?
Two.

Does your mom know your deepest darkest secrets?
I don't have deep dark secrets.

Are there any stressful situations in your life?
I have a 9-month-old and a worthless boyfriend... what do you think?

Would you be surprised if your parents had another baby together?
I'd shit myself.

Do you still talk to your friends from elementary school?
Yeah, some of them.

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
Hide. I hate talking.

So, the person you like, their name starts with a S, doesn't it?
No.

Have you ever thought about getting your tongue pierced?
No

Do you believe what comes around goes around?
Nope, but if things worked that way it'd be a messy world.

If you had a tree that could grow anything you want, what would it grow?
Money!

Is there someone you used to talk to every day that you don't talk to at all?
Yep.

Would you consider adoption?
Eh.

Does your ex hate you?
Whatev.