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[1] How many hair straighteners have you owned in your lifetime? Oh man, tons.

[2] Do you own any shoes from Demonia? What are they?

[3] What's your username on Neopets? I don't know!

[4] Did you watch Obama get inaugurated? Only the very minutes he was being inaugurated & we got in trouble for watching it at work.

[5] Do you have a Rammstein song in your library? Yeah.

[6] If you notice someone in one of your classes is wearing the EXACT same outfit you wore the day before, what would you do? LOL I never notice that stuff.

[7] What color is your fish? Blue!

[8] Are you a member of italki.com? If so, what languages are you learning? No, but now I want to go look...

[9] Ever considered buying the Rosetta Stone program? We have them at work.

[10] Do you like any bands with lyrics that praise Satan? ...No?

[11] Are you dating, or would you ever date, someone who was bisexual? I don't think I'd be okay with that... I'm too insecure with my man just liking women, I couldn't imagine him liking men as well!

[12] When it comes to boots, do you prefer knee high ones or ones that stop in the middle of your calf? Middle of my calf.

[13] Do you know any corrupt Christians? Oh yes.

[14] List three other ways you can spell your name: Carissa, Krissa, Khrissa

[15] If you HAD to be named after a song, what song would you be named after? ...I don't know?

[16] If you had to put one bumper sticker on your car, what would it be? Something incredibly sarcastic.

[17] Do you want nautical stars tattooed on you anywhere? Nope

[18] Have you ever watched the Korean drama, "You Are My Destiny"? What do you think of it? (If you're really interested, you can watch the version with subtitles on dramacrazy.net) No..

[19] What do you think of snakebites on your preferred sex? Turn on or turn off? TURN OFF. My ex wanted them so badly and got them after we broke up. Ew.

[20] If you have kids, do you plan on being the parent that stays home? I actually wouldn't want to be. I want my children to learn a strong work ethic. If mommy just stays home (even while they're in school) then what do they learn about working to support the family?

[21] Back in elementary school, what times table was the hardest for you to learn? I still hate 8's.

[22] Do you still do your nine times tables with your fingers? Sometimes.

[23] Do you listen to any German bands? Ramstein a little.

[24] Ever had asymmetrical bangs? Uhhh...

[25] Do you know anyone using the Depo Provera shot as a form of birth control? Yeah

[26] If your best friend got an abortion, would you care? She's had one [or three]... I don't like it but it's her life, you know?

[27] Would you torture and kill the person you hate the most if there was a guarantee of getting away with it? Nope.

[28] If you're Christian, have you ever been to a confession? How did it go?

[29] Do you or did you ever have an altar in your house? No.

[30] Did you break your new year's resolution yet? I didn't have one.

[31] Out of these three options for dealing with an unwanted pregnancy, which one would you NEVER do?: Abortion, adoption, keeping it: Absolutely keep it. I would never get an abortion [unless maybe if I was raped or they told me right away my baby wouldn't survive], adoption wouldn't be necessary. It would be a struggle but my family would help me if necessary and I have a stable steady job.

[32] What's one thing that would really get you to tell someone off? I don't need one thing...

[33] In your opinion, is it okay for a guy to sleep around but not a girl? Or is it equally gross, or equally okay? I think it's equal. I can't say if it's gross or okay. I'm indifferent. There is a difference between sleeping around and being a slut. I've had my iffy moments... but I've always used protection and protected myself. I have a guy friend that has basically always been in the same sexual patterns as myself, but he NEVER was using protection and it was just disgusting.

[34] What do you think of your foreign language teacher? Don't have one.

[35] Have you noticed the whole "vampire craze" that has hit bookstores since the success of Twilight? YEAH! It's actually too much. I don't like anything vampire except the Twilight Saga

[36] Would you ever wear red contacts out in public (not on Halloween)? No thanks.

[37] Would you ever get "coon tails" or leopard print dyed into your hair? No.

[38] Do you have any Obama memorabilia? Like a calendar or anything? Nope.

[39] If someone came up to you in the street and said you were the most beautiful person they've ever seen, what would your reaction be? I'd automatically think of Alyssa and make fun of MAD TV hahahaha.

[40] What does the nearest lamp shade look like? There aren't any at work!

[41] Would you ever paint all the walls in your room black? Maybe in the media room.

[42] What's the last thing you remember seeing written on a bathroom stall wall? I don't usually go to places like that...

[43] Do you think anyone actually sits on public restroom seats?- Like, no paper? Or do you think everyone hovers? I put paper down twice haha.

[44] What were your very first views on sex (ex. it's only for after marriage, or you'll only do it at a certain age, or whatever)? I always thought I'd first have sex with someone I really care about. Lucky me, I did.

[45] Which of the following is the furthest you'd be willing to go on the first date?: Hug, kiss, make out, oral, actual sex: Gosh, I'm a whore! It depends on the date, haha. Usually just kissing.

[46] Do you know any asshole Atheists (the ones that denounce all religion at any chance they get, and laugh at people's religious beliefs)? I know Atheists, but none that are jerks.

[47] What do your significant other's glasses look like? None.

[48] If you were forced to trade names with one of your close friends, who would you trade with? Alyssa because her last name is Koch [said "coke"] but I like to tell people it's cock

[49] So far, have you ever been asked any of these questions before? Probably.

[50] If a survey maker sounds arrogant or rude, do you purposely remove their tags? I don't usually tag surveys with tags.

[51] Name hair styles you want to try before you die. NO!

[52] Do you ever say dumb things like "that's what she said" or "your mom"? Yes.

[53] What's the biggest number of belts you've worn at one time? ...One.

[54] Are the teachers lenient about enforcing the dress code at your school? They were.

[55] Ever gotten lost inside a maze? YES! lol.

[56] What's one of your fears about amusement parks? I'm always worried about falling into the water hahaha.

[57] What's one song that describes one of your regrets? None!

[58] If the Spice Girls returned to make music again, would you buy their new CD? Yes...

[59] If your best friend held a cigarette out to you and insisted you smoke it, and they weren't letting up, what would you say? My best friend wouldn't do that

[60] Do you actually find the Jonas Brothers attractive? I don't even know what they look like!