Samanthaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[A Few Basics First]
What is their full name: I'm going to do this about Sam & probably fail miserably because I am a horrible friend lately: Samantha Jean ________

Gender: All vag

Birthdate: June 5, 1990 which is June 4, 1990 in the US

Hair Color: It's naturally a dark blonde

Eye Color: Blue.

Height: Fuck if I know, Aussies measure shit weird. Like 5'3"? We're almost the same exact height.


[Question Time]

What was your first impression of them when you met? Uh I tackled her ass in the airport after her 18 hour flight. My first impression was "don't make her fall - but that'd be funny!"

How did you meet? BLOOP back when she was "chickybabe" or something.

Have you known them all your life? Nope, but it feels like it.

Ten years ago? Nope.

Five years ago? We were online friends.

Do they live in the same town as you? I freaking wish.

Did you go to school together? Nope.

Are you dating them? That'd be a little awkward.

Are they a sibling or relative? She might as well be my sister.

Do they know any secrets about you no one else does? Very possible.

Say something only they would understand: I'd eat the ass out of a low-flying duck hahahahahahaha. OR "Donkey Kong"

Are they straight, gay, or bi? Straight

Have you ever kissed? No..

Do you know their favorite color? See, friend fail. Green?

What are they likely doing right now? It's Friday there. It's only like 4am, so she's likely sleeping.

Where are they right now? In her bed. Which when you walk in the front door it's the first door on the left.

If you aren't dating them, do you know the person they are dating? She's not dating one person... she's whoring around and I LOVE THAT. (not really whoring - it's just my term).

Do you like that person? As long as it's not Steven I don't give a fuck who it is!

Have you ever met their parents? Not in real life, but I email Mum sometimes.

How many siblings do they have? None, she's an only child.

What did you do the last time you hung out? We went on adventures! The very last thing we did was I drove her to the airport the day after we got back from Disneyland.

Have you ever done anything illegal with them? She was only here for a week but I'm sure we ended up doing tons of "illegal" things.

Describle one of your favorite memories with them: There are a ton just from the short time we were here. Probably taking pictures while waiting for the Nemo ride at Disneyland. People were hating on us!

Have they ever seen you naked? No.

If they could time travel, where would they go? I'm not really sure!

Would you donate a kidney if it would save their life? Absolutely.

Would you shave your head if they had cancer? If it made her feel better!

Have you ever been on vacation together? F'sho! We went to Forks to stalk Edward and to Disneyland!

Where is the farthest place you've travelled with them? California!

What would you do if you found out they were pregnant/had fathered a child? I'd probably die. Quickly.

Would you tell them first if you were pregnant/had fathered a child? She was 2nd (after Devon, of course)

Do they call you often? No we don't talk on the phone much - it's so expensive. I talked to her less than a week ago, though.

Do you text all the time? Again, it's expensive. Mostly email chatting.

Do you talk to each other about relationship problems? Oh yes. She's the only one I trust with the real nitty-gritty. Not that there is any right now... & I love that!

Is your best friend a virgin? Sorry I laughed when I read this, friend.

Are you older than them? Yes

Are you taller than them? Again, I think we're the same height. I might be a little bit taller.

Do you have a particular 'hang out' you always go to together?

Have you ever slept in the same bed as this person? Nope, we kind of had one big bed when the air mattress was in here haha

Do they have any pets? Two stinky doggies!

Do they have their driver's license? She has her green plates? Or something like that? I'm assuming it's the same.

If so, what kind of car do they drive? Mazda 2!

Where do they work? Integral Energy.

Are they in school? Nope

Do they have any piercings or tattoos? We were supposed to get a tattoo together, but we'll have to do that next time we meet up.

What piercings? Or what are their tattoos of?

If they were an alcoholic beverage, what would they be? Vodka orange juice [aka a screwdriver]

Do you know their favorite movie? I sure do. I just can't remember.

Or tv show?

Would they be more likely to see Taylor Swift or Modest Mouse in concert? I don't know what a Modest Mouse is.

Name 3 songs that bring up memories of them: Anything from the Twilight soundtrack.

Do you have any nicknames for them? Anything that sounds REALLY offensive.

Do they have any nicknames for you? Same But mostly she calls me Riss

If they could go anywhere on vacation, where would they likely go? We're thinking/planning Europe. But now that I'm pregnant we might have to push it back a while.

Are they the oldest, middle, youngest, or only child? Onlyyyyyyyyyy.

Do they collect anything? Men.

Who is someone they look up to? Her Mum.

What was the last movie you saw together in theaters? Honestly, I can't even remember what it's called. It was in downtown Disney, though. We also saw a movie in Bellevue, but I can't remember what that one was, either.

Do they play any instruments? Rock Band, ftw!

Do you fight often? We never really fight.

Have you ever dated someone they also dated at one point? That'd be really hard to do haha

Do they play any sports? Netball!

Where do you see them in 5 years? Hopefully here. Kidding [kind of]. I honestly don't know where I see her. Hopefully in a happy relationship and working in a career that she loves.

Do you expect to have a lifelong friendship? I don't need to "expect". I just know.

Will they repost this? Probably not, she's a whore!