Which is worse?

12/09/2009

Some of these were no competition for each other.

Which is Worse?

[1] A. Spilling a pot of boiling water on yourself.
B. Dropping a block of ice on your toe.

[2] A. Running out of toilet paper in a bathroom at Wal*Mart.
B. Running out of toilet paper in a bathroom at school.

[3] A. Getting braces with a head piece.
B. Getting huge, thick glasses.

[4] A. Shaving your head.
B. All of your hair turning white.

[5] A. Your best friend dying. Only because she's young
B. Your grandmother dying.

[6] A. Listening to only one song for the rest of your life.
B. Eating only one food for the rest of your life.

[7] A. Falling into an icy lake.
B. Falling off a steep cliff.

[8] A. Your boy/girlfriend's mom hating you.
B. Your best friend's mom hating you.

[9] A. Waking up with green skin.
B. Waking up with no hair.

[10] A. Stealing someone else's book report, passing it off as your own, and your teacher catching you.
B. Stealing someone else's love poem/song, passing it off as your own, and your significant other catching you.

[11] A. Dropping your MP3 Player/iPod/CD player in the toilet.
B. Dropping your cellphone in the toilet.

[12] A. Never getting your driver's license.
B. Never being able to get tattoos, piercings, tobacco, or beer.

[13] A. Your significant other cheating on you with your best friend.
B. Your significant other cheating on you with your sibling.

[14] A. Accidentally saying "fuck you" to your mom.
B. Accidentally saying "fuck you" to a teacher.

[15] A. Moving to a different country and never seeing your friends again.
B. Moving to a different town but never talking to your friends again.

[16] A. Not eating your favorite food for 6 months.
B. Not using the computer for 6 months.

[17] A. Wearing a totally mis-matched outfit to school.
B. Wearing clothes that "don't leave much to the imagination" around family.

[18] A. Never being able to shop in the mall again.
B. Never being able to shop online again.

[19] A. Getting locked in the library for the weekend.
B. Getting locked in the post office for the weekend.

[20] A. Your favorite band breaking up.
B. Your favorite television show being cancelled.

[21] A. Not eating any form of meat for a year.
B. Not eating anything made with milk for a year.

[22] A. Getting made fun of by your peers.
B. Getting made fun of by people 4+ years older than you.

[23] A. Having your parents walk in on you while you're having sex.
B. Having your partner's parents walk in on you while you're having sex.

[24] A. Totalling your mom's new car.
B. Crashing your dad's important work laptop.

[25] A. Being set on fire and burned alive.
B. Being forced into an icy lake and held under until you die.

[26] A. Being drafted for the war.
B. Your best friend/another loved one being drafted for the war.

[27] A. Being the only one who didn't wear a costume for the costume party.
B. Being the only one in a costume at a non-costume party.

[28] A. Not being able to wear anything black ever again.
B. Not being able to wear anything white ever again.

[29] A. Living without shampoo.
B. Living without soap.

[30] A. Getting pregnant at a very young age (16 & under).
B. Not being able to ever have kids.

[31] A. Never having sex.
B. Never getting married.

[32] A. Being forced to have an abortion when you want the baby.
B. Not being allowed an abortion when you can't afford to keep it or give it away.

[33] A. Cheating on your significant other on purpose and then regretting it.
B. Getting drunk by accident and cheating on your significant other.

[34] A. Your hair being permanently blue for life.
B. Your hair being permanently pink for life.

[35] A. Being crucified.
B. Being hung.

[36] A. Working at a job you hate at minimum wage.
B. Working at a job you LOVE with no pay at all.

[37] A. Accidentally donating your life savings to charity.
B. Accidentally donating your house to charity.

[38] A. Being stalked by someone younger than you.
B. Being stalked by someone older than you.

[39] A. Your friends turning their backs on you.
B. Your family turning their backs on you.

[40] A. Being stranded in the hot desert.
B. Being stranded in the cold desert.

[41] A. Subtracting 20 minutes from your favorite class and adding it to your least-favorite class.
B. Having a really mean teacher teach your favorite class and having a nice, but boring teacher teach your least-favorite class.

[42] A. Not getting any candy on Halloween.
B. Not getting any presents during the holiday season.

[43] A. Your role model (ex. racecar driver or something) turning out to be an asshole.
B. Your long-lost sibling who you've been looking for since you were 5 turns out to be an asshole.

[44] A. Never listening to rock music again.
B. Never listening to techno-rock music again.

[45] A. Not wearing any underwear with jeans.
B. Wearing annoying underwear with a bathing suit.

[46] A. Forgetting one of your best memories.
B. Never forgetting a horrible memory.

[47] A. Failing every single class and your parents raging.
B. A+'s in every class but your parents not caring at all.

[48] A. Not being invited to your best friend's birthday party when all your friends were.
B. Not being invited to your boy/girlfriend's birthday party when all your friends were.

[49] A. Never wearing animal print again.
B. Never wearing anything metallic again.

[50] A. Never visiting surveys_for_nimrods again.
B. Never finding love.



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