Would you say you live a healthy lifestyle?
Nope! I usually only get 6 hours of sleep, today all I've had to eat/drink is an energry drink + small thing of applesauce and I've been up for 8 hours, I never work out. I don't smoke or do drugs or drink often...
What`s something you have seen in a movie you've always wanted to do?
Skydive!
When you see cuticle on your nail do you have to pick it off?
I chew it off.
Are you afraid of the bumps in the night?
I can't feel bumps in the night.
Do you try to hold your sneezes?
Hell no!
If you were granted money to start your own business.. what would it be?
Dental practice.
What do you think about the road runner?
He's very fast.
Do you think you can out smart it?
He's clever.
If you could fill a pool with anything.. what would you want to swim in?
Money! Because, you know, some always sticks to your bathing suit.
Do you trust other people to drive your car?
Some people.
Tell me how you imagine Utopia:
I think of Ethiopa.
Have you ever held your pee in for so long that it hurt?
Yep. Like now.
Would you get plastic or laser surgery?
BOTH!
Can you throw a party?
I am capable.
Grilled cheese or peanut butter & jelly?
PB&J
Do you get nervous if you get pulled over?
Nope.
Doesn`t it piss you off when you lose something that you spent time typing?
Nope. It's called "save".
Have you ever lost something highly valuable to you or your loved ones?
Nope.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
F'sho.
If everyone hates liars, why do people lie?
To spare someone's feelings usually. Or to make themselves look better.
Can you talk your way out of a speeding ticket?
I have a few times.
What`s the stupidest thing you have told a cop?
It wasn't stupid... it was honest. He thought it was funny and let me go. He said "Why were you speeding?" I said "I was on my way to get some..." hahahha.
What would you do if you saw a troll?
There is a BIG one underneath our bridge here.
How about if you found a leprechaun`s pot of gold?
Hum...
Ever been struck by lightning?
NOpe.
Do you generally leave voicemails?
Never.
How often do you check yours?
When it goes off because I hate the stupid icon.
What was the last thing you could not stop laughing about?
Alyssa.
Do you tell the whole truth, exaggerate, or make up stories?
None of the above. I'm not ALWAYS honest but I don't make up stories or exaggerate (unless I say "Okay so I totally made that up but .....")
Are you waiting for anything?
To be off work.
Have you ever been banned from anywhere?
Nope.
What is something you would like to be remembered for?
*shrug*
How is your patience?
It's pretty good... working here does that.
What do you think of Smores cereal?
OMG I had some this morning for the first time! 
What was the last thing to scare you?
Alyssa.
What ability would you trade for a supernatural ability?
Ability to smell stinky things (only).
Did you know dust bunnies are real?
Are you reliable?
99% of the time.
Do you have a high tolerance for pain?
Most of the time.
Do you point and laugh at people with strange outfits?
Sometimes...
What was the last thing you planned?
Baby Shower.
Did you fart while you were taking this survey?
Nope.
How do you get rid of hiccups?
*shrug*
Can you walk on your hands?
Nope, I have bad wrists.
Do you watch Paranormal State?
Nope.
Does the paranormal fascinate you?
Nope.
If you were going to shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
If other people are around and you're being sneaky!
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
They can't see specifics like that.
Is earth the insane asylum for the Universe?
WTF?
When all the smokers have quit, what will they tax to make up that revenue?
Probably gum.
Is the purpose of life a life of purpose?
Wow, that's deep.
How can Smurfs always run around in white socks but never get grass stains?
They use very nice bleach.
Why would the Flintstones celebrate Christmas if they lived in the time BC?
Wow... good one.
Would you like to swing on a star?
I am bored of this survey now.
Just how much proof do you need to know that it's liquor?
Gosh I can taste it really well. 80 proof knocks me on my ass haha.
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence?
Yep.
What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares?
His books?
How observant are you?
It depends. Sometimes very, sometimes not at all.
Why do the moons of other planets have a name but ours is just called moon?
Because we were the originals.
Doesn`t it seem the closer you get to the bathroom the more you have to go?
No...
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