"She was never this good in bed. Even when she was sleeping."
(WARNING! Quote not related to entry. Song is just in head. Do NOT try to make sense of it with any part of the entry, because it is an excercise in futility.)
Update. My dad is doing great. For somebody that just had open heart surgery, he looks like a professional athlete. Got into it with my grandma this morning. My friend Rachel stayed over last night, because she was ripped, it was pouring down rain outside, and we fell asleep wacthing a movie. Now keep in mind, Rachel is, almost literally, my sister. If you look at her in my contacts on my phone, she's under the "Family" group. We grew up together. Nothing sexual or romantic whatsoever. That would be like an alternate ending to Zack and Miri make a porno in which half way through undressing they realize how weird and awkward it is and then are never able to look each other in the eye again. That said, I go into the bathroom of the main house this morning cause I don't wanna poop in my bathroom with someone in the room, and my grandma stops me right after my poop on my way back to the room. I'll just put what I can remember in the form of dialogue.
gma-let me ask you something.
me-it better be important. Its 7:30 am and I'm cranky as hell.
gma-Is that rachel's car outside?
me-yep.
gma-what's she doing here? did she stay all night?
me-yep. it was pouring last night and she couldn't see to drive home. plus I'm fixing her computer today anyway, so it saved a trip.
gma- DON'T let it happen again.
me-(mocking laughter)
gma-don't laugh at me.
me-No. I'm gonna laugh at you. You're being ridiculous, it's 7:30 in the morning, I just took a really good poop, and I wanna go back to sleep.
gma-Well this is still my house!
me-Then you can drive your effin self all the way to texas next time.How about you sit here and be senile and ridiculous and yell, and I'm gonna go back to bed.
gma-(mumbling as I'm walking off)
Yep. that was it. And yes, I am a dick, but she brings it on herself. She knows how I feel about christian-based ideals and yelling, and she combined them in a way that even the penticostal church hasn't discovered yet.
In other news- one of my ex's is trying to get back with me, in the form of a long distance relationship. Not only do I have reservations about her AND long distance relationships, But on a simplistic, bare, level, I don't want a relationship at ALL right now. So. the score is 3-0, with cons ahead of pros. It makes sense, right? just don't do it. Ah but were it only that simple. Feelings came back. Not enough to make me get back with her. Just enough to act like a pebble in my shoe and slightly intrigue me. Very slightly. And yet its enough to make me indecisive. What makes me happy? that's what I'm living for right now, and the specifics of it will have to be applied to this situation somehow before this night is over. Meanwhile, I've got chin up and wings spread. It's not even gonna come close to getting to me.
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