So. I went and hung out with my mom and aunt for a while today. My aunt got baked and said she needed to water her fish, even though she meant bird. It was awesome. And there was a cute motherfucking baby turtle. Its arms were shorter than a pinkie nail, and it had a soft shell. Now I want one. But my lovely Lilith might get jealous if I pay attention to the turtle more than her, or if I clean someone else's cage on saturdays. Anyway. My mom did alot of trying to impress me. And I did alot of getting too baked to really let my emotions in the picture with her. That's always a mistake. But. So far, so good. Man I really need a girlfriend. |
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