T-Pain,
Straight-to-dvd sequels,
Being Rick Rolled on youtube,
Trying to figure out how many times to pull the cord to turn a ceiling fan off,
When a turd won't let go and you gotta wiggle your ass to make it drop,
The fact that wallet theives go unpunished while those without car insurance go to jail,
Anything involving algebra,
Brail on elevator buttons in places blind people would never go,
Hosptials,
Weddings,
Funerals(I think I just said that in so many words),
My wife,
Oprah
Barrack Oprahma
Cooler Ranch Dorrito's
Taking pictures
Having to poop in public settings
When you wear a new pair of socks all day and your ankle itches where the bands were
Getting important phone calls while pooping or getting in the shower
Cramps
Spam
Snow
Ice
Sleet
Hail
Broken zippers
Wearing underwear
Having to throw up
When your reflexes are put to the test by assuming its just a fart
3D glasses that don't work
The greeting "What it do?"
One-Hit wonders
Surveys
People who let their kids do whatever the eff they want
Spiders
Lions
Fine print/terms and conditions
Friends that stop hanging out when they get a gf/bf
Stepping on gum
Being shot in the ass with a paint ball
When patriotism is used as a marketing device
Warm beer
My wife
Jeff Foxworthy(Come one, Jeff. "You might be a redneck" was funny. But not after a decade.)
Waking up to the "so what are we now?" question
Tattoo regret
Marriage regret
My wife
Mormons knocking on the door |
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