all i do is sit at my house and eat licorice. ugh
i need to get a job. i was hired at icky sandwhich shop and i was sooo pumped to make great sammys, but then they said "take out yo nose ring n yo funny ear thingys and wear this ugly uniform" and i said "no! take my first born instead cause god knows i don't want it!" but now i am still jobless. snap.
my hair was gray, then it was purple. now it is blonde again.
ring, ring... 1 missed call, no number. DANGIT SHOOT damnit dagnabbit ugh yuck yuck yuck, EVERYTIME YOU CALL FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD I AM showering, or in class or my phone is charging DAMMMMMNNIT. just come home come home.
PS
there is a very very scary thing growing out of the orchid next to me.
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