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Rebuilding a blog. One post at a time
by Zelak_the_Insane

next entry: The story of my daughter (part 1)

Contrary to what people say, It is NOT like riding a bike...

10/03/2018

...unless that bike is one that you haven't rode in over a decade, and then, in that case, sure. I suppose it is? 

But seriously. This is what happens when I get added to a facebook group by various people to reminisce about all that Bloop used to be. And honestly, I missed having an outlet. Having somewhere where I had anonymity on my side to vent and rant and cry and scream about things. To announce when things were going my way. To just get things out of my head. 

Anyways, you might be wondering about the name. Zelak the Insane? Well, there's two reasons for that. One, because I am terribly uncreative when it comes to user names and two, it's my character from World of Warcraft and her current title in game. And for anyone who's played WoW knows, the Insane title is one of THE HARDEST to get. So, yeah. I'm uncreative and boring. Warning now. Run. 

But for those of you who don't know me or remember me from the OG Bloop days, I'm Miranda. Known in the past as Miranda, Mia, Oreo, RandaPanda, and probably a crap ton more. I'm in my mid 30's, but my mind hasn't caught up with my body in that aspect. I'm the mom of two kids, hereby known as "Munchkin" and "Monster Man". Munchkin is 9....going on 16. She's bright, caring, and one of the sweetest kids you will ever meet. Not a mean bone in her body...

..Unless it comes to her brother, Monster Man. He's almost 6 (later this month), and he is.....all boy. He's rough, he's mean, he's onery, he's always got dirt SOMEWHERE on him, and he laughs at farts. What can you do? But he's also a good kid and sweet boy. When he wants to. Which is rare anymore. 

Aside from the kids, I've been married for 6 years to my husband Dustin. I couldn't think of any creative name for him, other than "The Man Child" and I didn't think he'd appreciate that. So, he gets his actual name here. So, yeah, we got married 5 months before our son was born. He proposed BEFORE we found out, for those of you counting back the months (ahem, my grandmother), but we've been together since my daughter was 14 months old. Yes, I've had my daughter longer than I've had my husband. Yes, there's more of a story behind that. No, I won't go into it now. 

I mean, I gotta have material for future posts, right? 

So, yeah. That's all I've got for now. 

Now I've gotta work on figuring out how to make Bloop work again. 

Or does it just not like Chrome? idk. I'll get there. 

next entry: The story of my daughter (part 1)

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"I've had my daughter for longer than I've had my husband." I love you. Welcome back. I look forward to reading more! x

[The RyanStar|0 likes] [|reply]

Aw thanks! Yeah, that's a fact I remind my husband of frequently, especially when he wants to try and pull rank in the family. "I've had this kid longer than I've had you, and I can make it to where I have both of them longer than you." We're mean to each other sometimes.

And you commenting has made me realize how badly I need to fix the link color. Ouch!

[Zelak_the_Insane|0 likes] [|reply]

I have a boy who just turned 4 a few days ago. YES to the dirt being EVERYWHERE. And farts are the funniest things ever, apparently. He's gross.

Tonight? I was getting ready to give him a bath. Told him to take off his clothes. He did and then ploped down on the floor, thrust his little pelvis in the air and shouted "MOM. LOOK AT MY WEINER!" Ugh. I don't want to, kid. Knock it off.

Boys.

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[Love, RebekahStar|0 likes] [|reply]

Oh my god. YES! Penisis are the most amazing thing to boys of ANY age!

And what is about boys of any age always having their hand down their pants when they sleep? Hubs does it, and now, so does the Monster Man. I mean, really? That'd be like girls grabbing their boobs in their sleep.

Sorry, I have no filter since I became a mom. Lmao

[Zelak_the_Insane|0 likes] [|reply]

You don't grab your boobs when you sleep?

[Lauren|0 likes] [|reply]

I mean, apparently, I'm doing it wrong.

[Zelak_the_Insane|0 likes] [|reply]

I grab my boobs when my hands are cold. Does that count? Hahahah

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[Love, RebekahStar|0 likes] [|reply]

It's like they think it will fall off if they let it go! I promise, kid, it won't. Play with it on your own time... not in front of your mother!

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[Love, RebekahStar|0 likes] [|reply]

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